perv

to look at something/someone, to use something, to hold something,to eat something,to do anything! makes you a that something perv
looking down from your balcony=balcony perv!! eating a pizza=pizza perv!! putting on makeup=makeup perv....not generally a pervert, but these kinds of specimins are called perverted pervs, or king perv!!
by charleytheperv August 14, 2006
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Perved

Verb. (Perving, perved)
To be verbally sexually harassed, so that no actual innapropriate touching was involved, usually just annoying questions or statements.
"That guy at the bar just asked me what cup size I was." "Wow, you got perved."
by Terpsichore May 15, 2009
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perving

this is when a man or woman are materbating thinking they are
alone but actualy giving someone a peep show.
I'm telling you JOSH,I have to get a new room mate,
I caught MIKEY perving on his self last night.

Well joe,there are two types of guys in the world
One's that say they are going to quit but don't
And one's that that don't even try!

Yeah,but he was screaming my name!!!!!!!
by driver_im8 July 25, 2009
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Courtesy Perv

When a friend of the opposite sex (for heterosexuals) wears something slightly revealing or otherwise shows a bit of skin, and it would be rude or confidence destroying not to take a quick glance.
Claire just got changed on the bus, would have been rude not to give her a courtesy perv
by wontbudge June 19, 2015
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perv

michael harley is a perv that pervs over his little sister n licks her mum out... hes a prick!!!!
fat cunt perv hu died of aids or i hope he will anyways ... hello beau i see u lookin at dis....
by dick eater June 12, 2005
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word perv

(noun): One who takes delight and is skilled at constructing, writing or saying naughty phrases or dialogue.
That Gertrude is such a word perv. She is always saying naughty things like knob slobbing, gluteolacunosity or douche canoeing.
by The Emperss October 22, 2010
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Perv Switch

An arbitrary threshold of arousal, which once passed, will cause an individual to engage in behavior which may be risky to their freedom, health, bank account... or all of the above.

Commonly observed in news reports about dentists who abuse their female patients while under anesthesia, teachers who strike up affairs with underage students, etc. The negative repercussions of a triggered perv switch can oftentimes be avoided by channeling the energy into a jack attack.
Dumb-ass completely flipped his perv switch, now he's looking at 5 to 15 years in a pound-me-in-the-ass prison.
by fapfapsplort September 01, 2010
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