Penis

Guy 1: Yo look it’s a penis
Guy 2: Brooo eat it
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Something most men wish were bigger.
Oh boy, an ad that says it can increase the size of my penis!!
by Colony September 21, 2003
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Something my boyfriend should let me touch
Whip it out _______
I'd love to touch your Penis!
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One of two things men keep after a divorce.
She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.
by FrankC March 15, 2004
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What some women say just before they cum.
When she cums she says penis penis penis oh penis!
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