Penis

A obviously edible sausage

Guy 1: Yo look it’s a penis
Guy 2: Brooo eat it

by TheGreatestNameToEverFingExist December 29, 2021

penis

Something most men wish were bigger.

Oh boy, an ad that says it can increase the size of my penis!!

by Colony September 20, 2003

Penis

Penis

Penis

by Sentry Gaming November 4, 2020

Penis

Something my boyfriend should let me touch

Whip it out _______
I'd love to touch your Penis!

by WWP: Wonderful World of Penis! December 10, 2011

Penis

Me

Dick is penis

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

penis

One of two things men keep after a divorce.

She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.

by FrankC March 15, 2004

Penis penis penis oh penis!

What some women say just before they cum.

When she cums she says penis penis penis oh penis!

by Judge dredd7 December 3, 2011