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Thunder Bay Beaver Pelt

Typically hairy in nature, the Thunder Bay Beaver Pelt is traditional dress for women in the genital region. Warm moist and inviting during the long cold winters, the beaver pelt is a wonder place to find refuge and sexual pleasure the likes not seen in places to the south.
I was in Thunder Bay and thoroughly enjoyed my time spent in the delicious Thunder Bay beaver pelt of the locals.
by SEABISCUIT797 July 31, 2018
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Pelt

See how bad I'm peeling? I haven't pelt this bad in ages
by Big dog clev December 8, 2018
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Ethan Pelt

The absolute sexiest person ever. And has the best girlfriend in the world.
by swagdaddy#82 April 26, 2019
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Mangry Pelt

When a dude has no money and his wife/girlfriend gives him a haircut. It looks like a mad/angry-conjunction pelt lying on top of a head.
Check that mangry pelt on Biillbo's head. I heard Bill had trouble making rent so his old lady gave him that mangry pelt.
by Narv July 6, 2017
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svelt pelt

Svelt Pelt is basically trim that you shouldn't find hot as hell but still wanna hit it. I mean like, C-Grade Strippers that walk the streets during the day on their off hours.

Want a better mental image? Colonel Gathers Post-Op
"Shit, she is hot man!"
"Dude, she's a C-Grade Stripper at BEST. If she didn't have that huge c-section scar I would bet money that she used to be a he."
"I dunno man, she gives me the weirdest boner. I want that svelt pelt!"
by CuntasuarusRex May 13, 2016
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Matt Van Pelt

Matthew thinks he’s the shit and lies to his friends to prove himself.
Matt Van Pelt is such a faggot, holy shit
by Jakob Perry December 30, 2019
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matt pelt

Matt Pelt has no friends but thinks he is the shit and will stay a virgin forever.
This guy is more hopeless than matt pelt
by Jakob Perry December 30, 2019
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