Cock Pilot

One that guides his cock into his own asshole with the precision of a senior pilot landing an Embraer 190 on Runway 22 on a rain soaked night at LaGuardia.

That Ron sure is quite the Cock Pilot.

by Days1 July 9, 2020

fighter pilots thumbs

the hardening of the female nipple when subjected to cold weather, resulting in her studs resembling fighter pilot thumbs

'shes got nips like fighter pilots thumbs ya cunt'

by paddy farrell September 26, 2004

Helicopter Pilots

The act of two lesbian woman scissoring each other. When in the act, it looks like the rotary blades of a helicopter. Making them, helicopter pilots.

Greg: “hey, do you think those two are gay?”
Bryan: “bro, they are definitely helicopter pilots”

by Fire Birds January 25, 2021

21 pilots

an INCORRECT SPELLING OF twenty one pilots, or tøp. writing it this way is a prime example of a fake fan and will make 420% of people in a mile radius cringe so pls do mot

Pepe: I love that band 21 Pilots!
A good person who doesn't deserve this: extreme cringing

by emmakitchensink February 28, 2016

21 pilots

Its actually "twenty one pilots" not 21 pilots

A: I love 21 pilots he's my favourite singer! I love Stressed Out lol Blurry Face is me lol.
B: It's Twenty One Pilots you shit

by alaskatheglitch October 7, 2016

rogue helicopter pilot

Any figment of a deranged mind. From the infamous city council meeting of Charlotte, NC where local David Thompson complains about a "rogue helicopter pilot on the loose" who hovered over his property and then bailed out. Thompson is also the inventor of the crazy-person term "the bundling". The video is widely available on the Net.

Don't listen to his conspiracy theories, that guy's not taking his meds. He's just seeing rogue helicopter pilots.

by JanniR January 5, 2009

Fighter Pilot

1. Pilot of a high performance fighter aircraft

2. Commonly annoying, boastful, loud, and extremely effective at their job

3. Have the best job in history

Civilian: You kill babies you fucker!

Zipper Suited Sun God aka Fighter Pilot: You say something you worthless toothpick?
*rolls in with 20mm canon and turns the worthless civilian into a cloud of pink mist, then drops a couple of 2000 pound bombs on them for good measure.

by A i337 guy March 18, 2012