he is a person who makes you want to die every second you are with him

he always ways over 400 hundred pounds
darsh? darsh!? RUN ITS DARSH PATEL!!!!!!
by bigmomapril September 19, 2019
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Becoming nose-blind to a particular smell usually due to familiarity with or prolonged exposure to them. Just like Rover from Rover's Morning Glory's childhood friend Patel. Patel's house reeked of curry, but he was not aware of the pungent stank occupying his home. He was oblivious to the fact that basically everything within a 5 mile radius of his house smelled of the aromatic spice. Also known as Odor fatigue or Olfactory adaption.
Jeffrey was confident he could wear his outfit for one more day. However, The Patel Effect prevented him from realizing the truth that he smelled like a daycare's diaper bin.
by Mattfromrochester August 10, 2019
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A stinky monkey, smells really bad and is awful at cricket. Has a tiny cock.
That guy is a real Kanhai Patel, what a cunt.
by pooopkanhai July 11, 2022
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You are doing a girl in the 5 hole (arse) -- you pull out and stick your finger(s) in to scoop some shite out and apply to the forehead of the girl -- as a bindi.

Once done, you throw your hands up in victory, because you have made the girl a Dirty Patel.
First I showed her my Dirty Patel, then I made sure she joined the club.
by Patelinator6969 September 11, 2004
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Rohan Patel; often reffered to Blohan Patel or just Blohan. He was caught sucking james hookers cock in a tent. Archie Mawley was the culprit who say this.
Yo ma nigga from jaffa land did you see Rohan Patel

yeh he gay af bruh. fuck blohan
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Every doctor in the whole world has met one. Definitely is brown. Has no degree in doctoring and gets his mum to wank him off
Wow, that doctor looks like a Dr Patel
by Eggsontoast123 January 3, 2019
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