Patch Mouth 

-blistering and soreness of upper mouth and tounge.
-the condition one must endure after consuming too many sour patch kids.

yeah man, my patch mouth is flaring up bad

Patch Mouth by elyk rehctub July 11, 2011

Patch licker 

A woman who will do just about anything (fucking, sucking, cleaning, be a house mouse, licking your boots, etc.) to date a "patchholder." (members of a motorcycle club (MC)). Will do anything the man or MC wants. Looking to score a steady boyfriend ("old man") but rarely happens cause everyone knows she is a patch licker. She hangs around only for the status of being seen with a badass patchholder and/or MC.

Dude: Man, that chick is hot! Check her out.

Patch holder: She's a patch licker. Good for a one nighter, not old lady material. But on the upside, she will do anything you want.

Patch licker by OneRide October 20, 2012

patch the snatch 

Cover a female crotch with a G-String.

Cops busting a titty bar with bottomless dancers: "Is that pussy I see smiling at me? Come on girls, you know this is a patch the snatch zone."
Credit goes to "The Shield", season 5, episode 5.

patch the snatch by BigD101 August 17, 2007

Patch Job

n. - not ideal employment usually outside of one’s preferred industry; used to fill the hole in a resume

The job market is frozen right now. There are no designer jobs out there. Guess I'll find a patch job to hold me over.

Patch Job by MTskier October 11, 2010

Patch kit mentality

The act of fixing a problem for the short term when in the long run you will end up needing to spend more time and money to fix a larger problem.

A: Why are there weird lines down the middle of the road?

B: The city thought it was a good idea to pave the road without spending the money to pull up the trolly tracks first.

A: This is killing my car. Fucking patch kit mentality!

Patch kit mentality by LittleMissBitch June 23, 2011

patch buddy 

An IT activity that drives Rob the SQL guy crazy.

What in the heck is a patch buddy?

patch buddy by StonewallJKrantz September 19, 2017

Patch Tuesday 

The second Tuesday of every month. The day when all the major companies put their updates out for their software.

Guy 1: Happy Patch Tuesday!
Guy 2: Thanks, I hope I don't get a Crash Thursday.

Patch Tuesday by Straemer October 26, 2007