Fat Bitch Parmesan

While fucking a fat bitch, prior to ejaculation pull out a bucket of marinara sauce from under the bed and throw it on her chest. Then proceed to ejaculate, a la Chicken Parmesan.

"I can't believe he Fat Bitch Parmesan'd me last night!" Helen ejaculated.

by Hyatt Bigg-Pussi November 30, 2009

Eggplant Parmesan

Eggplant = Dick

Parmesan = Cheese

Eggplant Parmesan is Dick Cheese.

"So I told her, 'It's not Dick Cheese, it's Eggplant Parmesan'..."

by Aiquoy.artist July 5, 2022

wonton parmesan

An italian asian american from long island new york. Specifically from Franklin square.

Yo what up foo, they call me wonton parmesan… banging bishes like yo mom.

by Atomic Biotic January 12, 2023

Parisian Christmas Tree

An enormously large butt plug, of such proportions as to be near impossible to insert.

That fucktard needs a Parisian Christmas Tree put in her ass.

by Trey Modgod November 4, 2014

parisian cat nap

to lounge about and sleep in a slinky, sensual, catlike manner, particularly after masturbation, and, favorably, followed by a cigarette.

"Yo, sorry I'm late, I was taking a Parisian cat nap

by poogesaurus June 27, 2018

Parisian Tarzan

When someone who was supposed to fall doesn’t and ends up doing something cool as shit.

Me: Fuck! Did you see Mike land that shit!?! It was a total Parisian Tarzan

by JarettCarett October 17, 2023

eggplant parmesan

Eggplant Parmesan = Sucking dick until it explodes cream cheese all over your face

Come over tonight I'm making you eggplant Parmesan

by FredRodgers May 11, 2016