Deer Park High School 

Literally the worst public school you can attend. People's nudes get exposed too often because the boys think they're cool if they get them so they spread them around. There's a lot of fights but literally no one there knows how to fight so they're all shitty. Everyone vapes in the bathrooms and the administration probably has no idea. The majority of people here are wanna be hood. No one speaks proper english. The school is shitty, the majority of students are failing because everyone is stupid because of how bad the school system is.

You go to Deer Park High School?

Yeah I do.
No way! Everyone there is fake hood and all the girls are sluts.

Deer Park High School by maslol September 22, 2021

cedar park high school

HOT GUYS HOLY JDJEJESJ

me:did u hear about filip johnquavious the 3rd omg he is so hot
you: well duh he goes to cedar park high school

cedar park high school by alyssaparisi June 13, 2022

College Park High School 

Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.

In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.

Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”

Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”

College Park High School by Crustymuffin780 May 24, 2023

elthorne park high school 

its pretty mid
better than brentside
dont talk to the year 13s though icl i talked to 2 of them and theyre well weird

boy 1: whats up with people in elthorne park high school
boy 2: idk they say bosh instead of beak and cheese instead of peak

elthorne park high school by moonlessmaddy October 23, 2024

Park Hill High School 

Statistics say that they're one of the top schools in the state of Missouri, but there's really nothing special about it. Often called Park Hell there's generally something happening there, whether it be broken water mains that cause flooding, seasonal termite infestations, burning dust in the ventilation system that makes the fire alarms go off, someone dying, bat loose in the school, or a lockdown due to a fake color guard rifle covered in white tape. There's also a very friendly campus supervisor named Bob. He'll try his best to learn your name but he might not get it right, either way he always says it with absolute certainty.

WE ARE, PARK HILL (in a very raspy middle aged short man's voice)

First week of school at Park Hill High School

Person 1: How was the first week of school?
Park Hill Student: We had a lockdown, the fire alarms went off, and we had a bat loose in the school.
Person 1: A BAT?
Park Hill Student: Yeah, it's not a huge deal. It's Park Hell.

Park Hill High School by parkhillanonymous January 12, 2018

park vista high school 

Full of sluts , and fuck boys and ugly white peoples

Park vista high school

park vista high school by Asssshhhhhhh1 April 28, 2017

park city high school 

The only high school in park city utah. Where everyone is addicted to one or more drugs and gets blackout drunk every weekend. Every student is required to join on or more cults who all practice curses to put on there rival school Wasatch High. There also required to flex how rich they are at all times.

normal kid: You go to park city high school. Is that why you are in 15 different cults and own 15 houses

park city kid: No need to flex but yes

park city high school by i’m no ordinary girl March 16, 2019