Parasitic Troglodyte

A repulsive, grotesque person of the male species. One who specializes at repelling females, and making people around them vomit uncontrollably. Usually smells like the inside of a hobo's butt, or two skunks fighting over some mushy poop.

Adam, Charlie, and Matt just walked in and everyone started puking. They are hideous and they stink, what a bunch or parasitic troglodytes.

by smallandwimpy November 4, 2011

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Mutual Parasites

Two friends who use each other for purposes to get by in society.

Keek has a a lot mutual parasites which whom he’s constantly surrounded by.

by SkateNazi666 March 20, 2019

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drama-parasite

drama-parasite - this friend is always going through a crisis and you can't enjoy yourself with them because you're too busy picking up the pieces, of whatever is their current problem. And they always have one/hundred.
Do not mistake for emotional vampire.

That girl is a drama-parasite.

Uh huh!

by Trinity River July 24, 2014

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Hollywood Parasite

D-Celebrity, who failed at being a part of the Royal family, enjoys grifting off of vulnerable people but offer nothing back to society. Anything they touch, turns to shit.

Meghan Markle is a Hollywood Parasite.

by Sussex Squad Squaddie September 15, 2023

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parasitic twin

In medical circles can refer to twin reversed arterial perfusion, or a subset of conjoint (siamese) twins. Two fetusii develop conjoined, but one (the parasite) does not fully develop and is wholly dependent on his host brother.

In team management refers to a redundant slacker who performs an identical, complete subset of the effort performed by a more capable worker.

a: we have the same job! we're like siamese twins!

b: nah, I do twice as much. you're a parasitic twin

by justsomerandomdude October 14, 2009

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