Menstrual Patient

A variant of Mental Patient, an irrational craziness besets women during their period, and they are transformed into bleeding mental patients.

"Gloria has completely lost her shit. One minute she was laughing, then she burst into tears, and finally she stabbed Frank with a spoon! She's acting like a fucking Menstrual Patient!"

by Turdy Barrelnuts April 21, 2010

Hot panini

A sexual position in which the larger party lies face down and second partner lies in the opposite direction face down on top of first person so that their head is nestled in their partner’s asscheeks, simultaneously offering a warm ass embrace to the bottom partner’s skull. Additional partners may be added as desired, as long as direction alternates at each level.

Would you join my wife and I and make a double-decker hot panini?

by Professor Reuben Tug July 27, 2018

panini paris

someone who is the base of scubby. they are somehow pregnant in their 60s. they are a teacher who wants dick from the principle who is happily married but they cant be fired because they have the principles orgasm on their unreleased secret podcast.

Person 1: oh man.... we have to see panini paris in literature today.

Person 2: at least we get to see that scubby ass.

by ¡freebrock! May 10, 2019

panini suck

using a samsung automatic OCTA dissembler for "stuff"

She came into the tech room and asked for a panini suck, so we said "sure, the machine is open, have a seat".

by SlothWasInUse October 6, 2019

Hook Patient Deluxe

A being known as an ashley archer

Man, these girls in here are hook patient deluxe bad!!

by THE DALLAS2012 October 24, 2010

Face Panini

A Face panini is an act of intimacy, in which a male or female performs oral sex on a female; the female then rolls to the side, and squeezes their face with her thighs.

Hey Brad, why is your face so read?

“Before we started our lovemaking, Debby gave me a face panini”

by Tacocat1980 April 24, 2022

Panini Pressed

The act of being sandwiched in between two huge beastly women.

I was in the club the other night when I started to make my way to dance with an extremely hot boppa when all of a sudden I was panini pressed between two grenades...not a good look for me bro.

by brownboyCrew October 1, 2011