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pantard

Someone stupid in every type of intelligence. A combination of the Greek word 'pan' meaning 'all' and the word 'tard'
Hey, pantard, you spilled your mountain dew all over me!
by Gabriel Malone December 28, 2007
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Pengaroo

A kangaroo with a penguin child - yes, they are very real. Do not get a pengaroo mad, they may fight back more aggressive than a kangaroo. Pengaroos do not like kangaroos, kangaroos are major sluts.
"Did you see that pengaroo?"
"What's a 'pengaroo'?"
"Seriously? I don't think we can be friends!"
by chickentitz December 13, 2009
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Pangry

Pangry, when you have to poop so bad you become, poop angry.
On long road trips Kristen, becomes pangry when there isn't rest stops for hundreds of miles.
by pangrycowboy1993 August 28, 2017
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artemi panarin

He is like artemi panarin
by your___mom69 May 10, 2020
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Pangry

"I am so pangry at my husband - he was out at the titty bar last night til close."
by Christina FTW May 23, 2008
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Pandarrassment

Pandarrassment occurs when you tell someone of your fantastic Pandora radio station, but when you go to play the station Pandora embarrasses you by playing consecutive, terrible songs.
Bob: John, you have to check out my Pandora! I have it set up to only play the hits.

John: ....Since when is, The Bangles - Walk like an Egyptian an all timer, Bob?

Bob: OH NO! NOT PANDARRASSMENT AGAIN!
by Zezekial2517 June 12, 2010
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Mists of Pandaria

A shitty excuse for an expansion by Blizzard. Blizzard fanboys who are simply blinded by anything that Blizzard makes is good, will follow up with excuses such as "they were in the original Warcraft lore." The Pandaren Brewmaster hero was a april fools joke but was kept anyway so therefor Blizzard felt that it'd be appropriate to make their next expansion even shittier then Cataclysm and best of all, centered around pandas. Like they say, WoW died with the Lich King.
John: What the fuck? An expansion centered around pandas? This has to be a joke.. How the hell did Metzen manage to rip pandas out of his smelly ass and turn it into an entire expansion..

Jeffrey: Pandas have been in the Warcraft lore since Warcraft 3.

John: Shut it Blizzard fanboy. You'd buy anything from Blizzard, even if it's a pile of shit plastered inside a game box. Hell, for all you know, they could just put a sign that says Mists of Pandaria on a pile of bovine shit and you'd still buy it.

Kathy: Are you 2 virgins arguing about a computer game? How about you go outside, make some friends, and get yourselves a social life. Friggin lames.

John: Hey tramp, guess what? How about you go suck off a swagfag's cock till it gets stuck in between that big ass gap between your front teeth, then come back and talk to me. If you knew how much shit this next expansion for WoW is going to be, you'd know why someone like me would be frustrated.

Metzen: So who wants Pandas?
by BovineScat September 12, 2012
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