fudge packers

A homosexual male that takes it in the ass.

Al there is in sanfrancisco are rice a roni and fudgepackers.

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Cracker Packer

A type of homosexual male that only has sex with other white males.

John doesn't like doing it with black guys. He's not racist, he's just a cracker packer.

by Ninja-Shocker May 17, 2010

Pickle Packer

1. One who enjoys packing pickles into the jar.

2. One who engages in rough anal sex

See fudge packer and peanut packer

3. The operator of a pickle packing machine at vlastic

I lost my job at Walmart - now i gotta be a pickle packer in Bushwick.

by Phtevey April 21, 2017

clacker packer

Someone who packs a clacker with their penis. Australian slang for a gay man.

Look at those two guys holding hands, what a pair of clacker packers!

by Harrytt May 5, 2008

salmon packer

When a dominate male's trousers are so tight that you can see their penis in extreme definition.

This will make you un-resistable to all women and are the most likely to be bought drinks all night.

"Your Salmon is very well packed this evening"

"No money ... No problems... I'm a grade A Salmon Packer"

by theofficialsalmonpackers June 9, 2017

Party Packer

The person that arrives to a party and when preparing a joint,packs the top with cannabis but leaves the rest empty - ensuring everyone else gets tobacco. This is also the same for "lines" of drugs where the "packer" makes a huge line for themselves and then little specs of dust for others.

Ah fuck who brought Todd,he's such a party packer.

by Pete5150 July 28, 2014

Tetris Packer

The guy you want to get ready for a road trip with. He is so unbelievably good at packing a suitcase or a car with an impossible number of large and/or oddly shaped items that you'll think he must be a tetris god.

" 'Bro, how're we gonna take all these things to the beach?'
'It's all good dude. My dad is a tetris packer.' "

by Orlofsky October 22, 2011