pretzel

When two people are always together, pratcially connected, always intertwined

Hey there's Mikey and Jayme and Brianna and Erika and hey look there is a pretzel!

by The Cougar December 18, 2005

pretzel

A person that can put his/her legs behinds their neck and start walking in it's ass. Only nerdy people can do it.

That guy is making the pretzel, he's gonna get bet up today...again

by favio14 April 14, 2006

Pretzel

A snack eaten by fat people (Mostly americans). Any thin, healthy or smart person realises that the amount of salt and fat in one pretzel let alone a bag is enough to fatten you to bits.

I'm going to eat a bag of pretzels then drink some canned foam cheese and top it off with some twinkies.

by JimboNoobo March 22, 2003

Pretzel

A deadly threat to the nation. It was sent by unknown parties to assasinate George W. Bush. The attempt was nearly successful, but a bystander was cunning enough to employ the heimlich maneuvre, foiling the conspiracy. The said pretzel is now being held in maximum security in guantanamo bay as an enemy combatant.

It appears that agent pretzel has failed his mission.

by jonzo the weasel July 17, 2006

pretzelized

Extra salty

Damn, I feel 'pretzelized' right now.

Someone giving you salt in game Damn, I'm getting 'pretzelized'.

by SnorLux July 22, 2016

Pretzel

Twisted; succubus; corrupt; perplexing
when referred to a female

"These pretzels are making me thirsty"

- The twisted female (pretzel) is making me drink(alcohol)

by Under Artificial Skies July 2, 2009

ninja pretzel

The most fucked up, warm hearted, wise and savage person that I have met online. He always seems to have girls and guys at his feet.

Ninja Pretzel just bought 5 other psn cards. Gift me daddy!

by Animal are bikes April 17, 2017