Perfection

The definition of perfection:

Something in a constant state of evoution or change. Everything is constantly changing from the smallest organism to the largest galaxy. Society's definition of perfection is something complete, but this is impossible because nothing is ever complete; i'ts always in a state of constant change.

'People don't sit there and watch the sun during the day in the sky. They either watch to see the sun set, or watch the sun rise, as it is always in a state of contstant change.'

That is perfection.

by Hazel H. June 15, 2011

Loss Prevention Officer

Also known as LPO, typically work for retail stores, specializing in the recovery of merchandise and the apprehension of the shoplifter. Typically dressed in plain clothes to blend in as a shopper. LPO's use CCTV, floor observations, and 2-way windows to view the shoplifters in action.

Damn, I now have a misdemeanor on my record for life, because that damn Loss Prevention Officer arrested me over some dice!

DIIIIICCCCCEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

by LPO in CA June 19, 2008

Customer Prevention Department

AKA Sales Prevention Department AKA Credit Department
Most Companies have a sales department and there goal is simple. Take a product or service and present it to someone in need of your product or service. What many people do not know is every sales department has a nemesis, the customer prevention Department or Credit Department. Whose goal is to come up with a hundred reasons why the company should not sell to a customer.

Hey joe, Heard about that big sale, should be no prob getting that new boat next month.
Yeah 20 hours of negoation and I had it locked, then the Customer prevention department came along and out the fucking window it went.

by deltax138 October 8, 2008

Pretty Little Pony Protection

A fake computer program that is supposed to get rid of viruses on your laptop, but it actually a virus. Created by Jared of Friday Night Cranks

"Pretty Little Pony Protection! It's so fun to say!" says gay Brenden.

by Desirebros June 14, 2010

perfectionitis

a condition that causes one to sporatically fix things until they are perfect or to repeat actions until perfection is reached.
an undiagnosed form of acute OCD

I had to rewrite my English homework five times on 5 new sheets of paper because I came down with a sudden case of perfectionitis and needed to see flawlessly neat handwriting.

by Kathyrin February 23, 2009

Perfection Poop

A rare occurrence for most. But for a select, fortunate few this can happen on a number of occasions in their lifetime.

n; The finely smooth turd slides out with ease and leaves no need for a wipe. Just when you think it can't get better you look down to admire the specimen you've created to realize that it has vanished all the way down the toilet without the need for a flush.

Perfection Poop.

Sally: "Did you just...?"

Anthony: "Yes. I produced my first Perfection Poop."

Sally: "I love you so much."

by damountainous October 23, 2011

human perfection

the person reading this ;))

you are such human perfection. ilysm babe <3

by milliebrown40 May 18, 2019