pounding facial cakes

Verb: The act of mounting the face of an unsuspecting female sex partner and pile driving her face or a term used by men for getting a blow job.

Man 1:So what did you do last night?

Man 2: Well I spent most of the night "pounding facial cakes"!

by Krusty Undeez March 8, 2009

Pounding Father

A Person or Group of People (Pounding Fathers) who founds a secret society of Heavy Drinkers.

Derives from the old english term "Founding Father" but made into a more modern term by replacing the "F" with a "P".

Sir Swoll: "Sir Peach, why are Sir King, Sir Sitch, Sir Czar, Sir Tweets, Sir Kreach and Sir Nugz so important to the Knights of the Pound Table, our secret society of bros who serve by the three P's (Pound, Pussy, Procrastination)?"

Sir Peach: "Because they are the Pounding Fathers of the Knights."

by KnightsOfThePoundTable December 3, 2010

Pounding grape-ache

The hangover resulting from drinking copious amounts of wine.

Bella: Did you enjoy pounding grape last night mate?
Luci: Yeah it was good but have serious pounding grape-ache today!

by Heifers still anonymous November 22, 2011

Pounding Bad Jerky

The act of having sexual relations with skanks, tramps or women who are easy.

Dude you better lay off pounding bad jerky, or you will be sorry.

by juciedupandsloppy July 20, 2012

pounding a brew

Shotgunning or furiously drinking a beer when out wit da boys

Mr. Audi went out wit da boys, Crooze and Ashik, they watched Mr.Audi pounding a brewski

by Johny Two Shoes June 3, 2016

pounding the puppies

Another variation of "f'in the dog".

Honestly, if that is all you got done in 5 hours you don't have to say another word. It's obvious you were pounding the puppies while I was gone.

lazy procrastination

by TheBigCanucklehead March 12, 2015

pounding the dough

the act of intercourse with a woman who has a yeast infection.

"Dude, at least she should have told you that you were pounding the dough. How disgusting!"

by Nilhilius May 15, 2009