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platypus

Someone who doesn't do much.

In reference to Phineas and Ferb/Perry the Platypus-

Phineas: What about Perry? What does he want to do?
(Perry chatters)
Phineas: Well, he is a platypus. They don't do much.
Jenny: For a supervisor, Daniel doesn't really do much. He just sits in his office all day.

Adam: I know! He's such a platypus!
by Ronald Parkington February 7, 2012
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platypussies

1. The plural form of the word platypus;
A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern Australia. It has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.

2. Frequently used term to describe a group of "bitches".
CAITLIN: I don't hang out with those girls anymore, they were bitches.
NATHAN: Fo' REALZ, what a posse o' platypussies!
by caitlin Perry June 12, 2008
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Platypus Rock

1. (v): to do something so shockingly awesome that even you are breathless at the prospect of your own awesomeness. Massively impressive.

2. (v): to do or participate in something that attains such a level of awesomeness because one (the platypus rocker) was involved in its creation or progress.
by Stan_the_Man! March 3, 2009
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Cock nosed platypus

The cock nosed platypus is a rare almost endangered species . Found only in the most southern parts of South America it feeds on tiny insects . Your typical platypus features a flat duck billed nose where as the cock nosed platypus has a big veiny set of dick and balls attached to it's face . If you see one in the wild try not to approach it for they are known to penetrate any threat they might see .
Hey did you happen to see that big cock nosed platypus back there ? It's nose was huge !
by Fuck scorpion February 3, 2018
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platapi

Plural of platapus. Because God wills these egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed mammals to propagate throughout the universe.
Perry the Platapus isn't alone--there are a lot of platapi waiting to develop alter egos with various hat accessories.
by OpenTomorrow November 19, 2013
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Platypus

Another animal reference used by gay men to describe a guy with an enormous dick, and is a total bottom that does not, or will not top. Just like the odd looking, but cute mammal the Platypus is, guys are stunned by this gay oddity with an amazing, excessively large dick and a great top but has no desire to do that at all.
"Yesterday I hooked up with this guy, I wanted to bottom for, but he was a platypus."

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by Hunter16 June 17, 2016
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platypus complex

When one is attracted to someone who is displeasing to the eye and blinded by personality.
Friend 1: Hey did you see her new boyfriend?
Friend 2: ohh yeah! Dude is hideous! But he's nice though!
Friend 1: Talk about platypus complex eh?
by KatPiss Evergreen February 18, 2015
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