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Water each other's plants

1. To maintain an office-relationship between adjacent plant-owners who water each other's plants in the absence of one or the other.

2. By extension, to keep each other company.
"I think they had a plant-relationship back in meat space."
"What do you mean?"
"They used to water each other's plants back when we were in the office."
"Oh, like kept each other company?"
"Yeah; but they literally watered each other's plants, too."
by Faiyoh5d July 27, 2021
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Watering the plants

Having a piss. Urinating. Departing to the urinal. Draining the lizard. Taking a slash. Peeing.
"Where's Toby? "
"Oh he'll be back in a min, he's just off watering the plants"
by Matty Lebatty June 23, 2022
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Water my plants

A phrase used to imply a form or self pleasure; masturbation
The lofi music made me want to get up and water my plants.
by Chumbucket October 15, 2022
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Love thy plants

Love Thy Plants: • phrase coined by Sowvital: The ultimate plant parent mantra, reminding everyone to treat their green babies with as much love, respect, and care as they would any other family member.
• “Why did Karen cancel our movie night?” “She had to go home and water her new fern.” “Oh, right, Love Thy Plants the Sowvital way and all that.”
by MrGreen August 18, 2023
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Boston's tomato plants

Boston's tomato plants is a cover name you use when trying to talk in secret about growing weed in your backyard.
person 1: I heard you were growing weed in your backyard.

person 2: you mean I'm growing Boston's tomato plants.
by Ranga Destroyer123 August 27, 2023
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Microwave Power Plants

Beaming energy like a sci-fi Wi-Fi router from hell. These systems generate electricity (likely from solar in space or ground-based fusion) and convert it into a focused beam of microwaves. This beam is transmitted wirelessly over long distances—for example, from a solar satellite in orbit to a receiving rectenna (rectifying antenna) on Earth—where it's converted back into grid electricity. It's the solution for powering remote bases, disaster zones, or entire cities without cables, but the idea of firing megawatt microwave beams through the atmosphere makes people understandably nervous.
*Example: "The moon base gets its power from microwave power plants—solar arrays on the lunar equator beam it up as microwaves to satellites, which then beam it down to our outpost at the pole. Just don't walk through the receiving zone without your protective suit unless you fancy being cooked from the inside."
by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026
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Water Synthesis Plants

The alchemist's dream turned industrial: making fresh water from thin air or from its base atoms. Advanced versions don't just pull humidity from the atmosphere (like fancy dehumidifiers); they chemically synthesize it by burning hydrogen in oxygen (H₂ + O₂ → H₂O), a process requiring vast amounts of energy and a source of hydrogen (like electrolysis of seawater). On a colony world with no liquid water, this is the life-support technology that lets you build a civilization, provided you have a massive power source to run the reaction at scale.
*Example: "Marsport survives because of the massive water synthesis plant outside the dome. It cracks ice mined from the poles into hydrogen and oxygen, then recombines them into pure drinking water for the city. It's our most energy-hungry facility, but also our most vital." Water Synthesis Plants
by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026
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