Phlegm Job

The act of performing fellatio on your partner whilst being sick, likely with bronchial sputum which assists in lubrication.

“Neither of us wanted to slam, so we opted for a phlegm job instead.”

by Barkingpenguin November 13, 2022

phlegm

when maddi and martha laugh together uncontrollably:)

maddi: PANGSKEVEKSBDNNS BF BD *cough cough* its the phlegm 🙄

by stepintochrismaswithme November 11, 2020

Phlegm Face

Face full of phlegm/mucus/boogers.

Mia: Have you seen Georgie?
Uzi: Nah mate she’s got phlegm face!
Mia: Aww hope she gets better...

by Lil Uzi Koli January 31, 2021