Phlegm Wad

A creepy middle aged man who refuses to follow COVID guidelines and always calls the female baristas or waitresses at his favorite places by name.

Don’t look now, but a total Phlegm Wad just walked into the Starbucks.

by Lady Gladriel October 10, 2020

phlegm

when maddi and martha laugh together uncontrollably:)

maddi: PANGSKEVEKSBDNNS BF BD *cough cough* its the phlegm 🙄

by stepintochrismaswithme November 11, 2020

Phlegm Target

A term used to describe someone who is so wretched and nasty (Slag Pile) that they deserve to be spit upon. However when this person is so bad, ordinary spit is not good enough for them. One must hack up some really gross phlegm and spew at them.

That guy/gal hosed me so bad, the only reason for his/her existence is to be my personal phlegm target.

by gramps number 8 July 21, 2011