Parker 

Hot piece of ass. Normally has a huge dick. All the girls want him but he only goes well with k names

Before me and parker had sex i had to sign a waver

Parker by koala killer from heavan November 20, 2013

parker 

n.

An intensely vigorous method of anal penetration, involving thrusts of metronome-like precision, which tends to violently rupture inflamed hemorrhoidal glands.

v. tr.

To engage in such an act.

"You're going to have to choose between fucking Mike and being able to shit regularly for the next few weeks, because that dude parkers like a madman."

parker by Walt Berryman May 9, 2006

parker 

suspected pedophile

human: hey, have you seen parker recently?
other human: ew, no, man.

parker by anonymous June 2, 2018

Parker 

Hes a weirdo about tetris. Thats it +.dont care + didnt ask + ratio + cope + counter ratio + skill issue + cry about it + pinged owner + seethe + maid + stfu + no + denied + rat + counter ratio + blocked + backpilled + cancelled + stay mad + no maidens

"Have you heard about the 60 year old living in his mothers basement? Yes. Parker."

Parker by Calbkindatarsh April 15, 2022

Parker 

Parker is the hottest guy in the whole entire fucking universe. His lips are sooo sooo moist, he also has a dad named
Paul who is sexy as fuck and looks like an egg. I would fuck any guy in their family.

I got so wet just thinking about parker’s moist lips and his big cock going into my tight little pu-ssy

Parker by Thethreesomegirl March 12, 2019

Parker 

Someone who is known to break Xbox 360 controllers by simultaneously throwing them at his Xbox 360 console, due to anger caused by sucking balls at Halo and Call of Duty.

Guy 1: "Dude, he asked to borrow my controller for the weekend, but he's such a Parker, I don't know if I should do it."
Guy 2: "Don't!"

Parker by fgsdgybsr gfbh November 19, 2010

Parker 

Total Belly Babe. Super hot with blonde spikyish hair and a huge dick! And he's a soccer goalie!

Girl 1:I was texting Parker and I asked what his new haircut looked, so he sent me a picture of him with his shirt off!

Girl 2: total belly babe right?
Girl 1: yes! His abs are amazing! And his new haircut makes home look even more hott!

Parker by P.k.original November 19, 2016