Sarah Palin moment

A moment in which one makes a silly mistake similar to that of Sarah Palin.

"Meg had a Sarah Palin moment yesterday. She thought that Africa was a country."

by Mankle January 20, 2009

Paligadoo

Hairstyle made famous by the mormon woman who practice polygamy.

Check out the height on that chick's paligadoo, it's rad.

by Jenny the HD August 8, 2008

Palidando

spanish for getting paled.. its used when you are to drunk or too tired and feel like dying.

Man estoy PALIDANDO... ( Man im dying)

by javierroberts December 23, 2010

paleo-fecalpheliac

someone who is straight up into Dino poo. the paleo-fecalpheliac fantasizes about dinosaurs and various other prehistoric creatures dropping a load of prehistoric feces directly onto their face, chest, and body. the paleo-fecalpheliac is different from your standard fecalpheliac in that, rather than scoping out the scene above ground, they must venture deep below the earths surface for the feces they desire. paleontology is a common career path of the paleo-fecalpheliac, where they and their peers can be known to spend entire lifetimes uncovering the sweet poo that lay dormant deep in the soil of our plant Earth. paleo-fecalpheliacs' interest in prehistoric feces is harmless to the average homosapien because the feces of the living is too fresh, soft, potent, and recent to be considered of any value to the paleo-fecalpheliac.

paleontologist1: "these bones are incredible, but this poo... mmmmmm."
paleontologist2: "haha looks like someone is a closet paleo-fecalpheliac"
paleontologist1: "shuttt up!!!"
paleontologist2" "ohh chill out, we're all here for the poo, don't worry ;)"

by dinopoo4ever December 3, 2013

Palin's Principle

Learn to speak the original language of the place where you live. (After Sarah Palin who said "When you're in America, speak American!)

I'm learning to speak Cherokee, the original language spoken where I live, in accordance with Palin's Principle.

by estive December 4, 2016

Palina

Palina, where to begin?
God damn, there are no words to describe how amazing she is. Palina is a person with a personality like no one else.
She has a smile that will light up a room imediately.
When you meet Palina, you will instantly fall in love with her.
She is stunning, her beauty is something magical, she is funny, cool, sweet, smart and talented.
Palina is the sweetest, hottest, cutest, prettiest, most awesome, most amazing, most beautiful girl that you'll ever meet. but then there is Palina’s bad side...she is a crazy, loud and a psycho. Trust me you don't want to get on Palina’s bad side.
Most boys want to date Palina and most girls wish to be Palina apart from Palina as she doesn’t even notice how absolutely stunning, incredible, generous and amazing she is.

When you let Palina in your life your not going to let her go.

Palina is the most incredible human in the entire world.

by wubeligbubelig November 23, 2021

A Sarah Palin

A pathetic attempt to elaborate on a faux pas by fabricating even more untruths rather than admitting to your blunder.

(Re: Palin's account that Paul Revere was ringing bells to warn the British, and the efforts following to validate her erroneous account of events).

My teenager wouldn't get up this morning, insisting that there was no school, and when I referenced the school calendar, he pulled A Sarah Palin by explaining that in 2012 it'll be a Saturday, and technically there is no school, uh, in the future, on this day, and that the school bells didn't ring yesterday so he knew they were going on and jumping ahead to the 2012 calendar...ah, since there were not that many seniors this year anyway. In fact, he didn't need to go to school at all. Anymore. Because of no bells.

by easilyamusedinVT November 30, 2011