by wokie-talkie December 29, 2023
Get the palestiningmug. A mythological non-country similar to other fantastical places such as Narnia, Westeros and Never Never Land. Although 3,500 years of history and archeological evidence points to the fact that this area is the Land of Israel and has always belonged to and been inhabitanted by Jews, Arab colonizers occupied it along with large swaths of the Levant and North Africa which they are not indigenous to either. Those known as Palestinians (read: terrorists) have a long and glorious history of approximately 59 years, during which they are primarily known for blowing themselves up, beheading children, stabbing civilians, firing kasam rockets, and car rammings. After these festivities die down, they participate in a rituals of crying after the inevitable consequences of their peaceful actions are dropped on their heads in the form of bombs (read: justice). Scientists predict that in the near future Palestine will disappear as magically as it came into being due to a naturally occurring phenomenon called the Nakba II.
Did you know that Palestine was the first country to put a man on the moon? Just kidding, it never existed
In 1996, Palestine adopted the phoenix as its national bird due to it's explosive tendencies and lack of existence
Palestine was the first country to introduce Russian dressing to the world. Later the Russians stole it from them but it had always been their dressing for hundreds of years!
In 1996, Palestine adopted the phoenix as its national bird due to it's explosive tendencies and lack of existence
Palestine was the first country to introduce Russian dressing to the world. Later the Russians stole it from them but it had always been their dressing for hundreds of years!
by Zayin on Balestine December 4, 2023
Get the Palestinemug. ex."2+2 =5 " "Oh, man who palestined you, I know 2+2=4"
ex. Government members took all the budget money designated for food, education and infrastructure development and flew to a resort saying, that the well being of their people is not their concern. "Oh, those people were palistined! Poor souls!!"
ex. Government members took all the budget money designated for food, education and infrastructure development and flew to a resort saying, that the well being of their people is not their concern. "Oh, those people were palistined! Poor souls!!"
by Notshalava January 12, 2024
Get the Palestinedmug. Fake being a victim and oppressed so you can steal your neighbor’s land, rape their women, and kill their children while ignorant fool’s cheer for you around the world. Synonyms: dirty rotten liars, scoundrels, Nazis of 2023. Antonyms: good, honorable, honest, decent, holy, Israel.
Bob wanted to kill his wife Lauri. He falsely told the police Laurie hit him, attacked him with a knife when Bob cut himself on purpose with the knife. Bob told the police Lauri was trying to kill him so he had to shoot and kill her in self-defense. Bob Palestined his late wife Lori. .
by Luvvie Bear 💙 January 12, 2024
Get the Palestinedmug. When someone butchers you and rapes you and then tells everyone it's actually you did it to yourself and it's your fault.
In a restaurant, someone asked to go to the bathroom and was raped and murdered. Later, Police arrived and gave a ticket to the dead body. The poor guy was palestined
by E3DD January 1, 2024
Get the Palestinedmug. by SomeRandomAimbot January 26, 2024
Get the Palestinedmug. by RTrurh December 28, 2023
Get the Palestinemug.