orange county safari

when one, or a group of young men, due to increasing boredom due to living in a suburban area, get a bunch of air rifles and drive around in a sub-compact car shooting rabbits out of the sunroof while moving.

dude #1: Dude, I fucking hate all these hipster faggots hanging out at every god damn bar there is in this area.

dude #2: ya, man. really wish i hadn't gotten that DUI so we could have moved up to Los Angeles and been able to meet some black girls. I've had a craving for black girls since I saw Avatar the second time.

dude #1: ya, goddamit your right. well, you wanna go on an Orange County Safari tonight?

Dude #2: hell yes.

by CapitanF October 17, 2010

Real Housewives of Orange County

Bravo TV reality program that features a rotating "cast" of materialistic, vapid, alcoholic, selfish women who live behind gates to keep them from bothering other Orange County residents.

I tried watching "The Real Housewives of Orange County," and it gave me a terrible migraine.

Real Housewife of Orange County #1: Like, wouldn't it be great if I could just hook up my boobs to my son's tire pump every morning, then deflate them at night?

Real Housewife of Orange County #2: That would be, like, soooo cool! You could put the needle in your nipple!

Real Housewife of Orange County #1: Now I know why you live in Coto, too, because great minds think alike!

by Chatty Chrissy January 29, 2008

Orange County License Plate

A tattoo on the small of a woman's back. Though now commonplace all over, a high rate of sightings occur in and around Newport Beach and throughout California's Orange County (aka OC License Plate).

Lydia was at the beach today in a new bikini. She was sporting an Orange County License Plate.

by James Simmons May 24, 2006

Rex Orange County

Sex Offender

Jeffery Dahmer is also a Rex Orange County.

by Bonathan Lonathan October 10, 2022

Orange County bow tie

When you make love to a woman's breasts with your anus facing her chin. As you pump-away your testicles scrape along her neck, leaving a red irritation on her skin resembling a "bow Tie"...

Does that chick have an Orange County bow tie?

by poway1904 April 20, 2009

Orange County Choppers

A custom motorcycle shop in Orange County, California that makes bikes for celebrities and the otherwise overtly rich. Led by a father and his sons, they have taken their shop on the small screen for the "OCC" television show.

I was cruising through Malibu when I saw Shaq on one of his custom Orange County Choppers

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Orange County Neck Roll

A large, Floridian, African-American man's sliver of fat on the back of his neck reminiscent of a beautifully well done succulent New York Strip Steak.

Bradley is sweating an awful lot his Orange County Neck Roll looks especially greasy today.

by Tara Himen October 3, 2018