optical rectal refractions

it is where your eyeballs drop down to your asshole and you get a shitty outlook on life.

someone who is negative, optical rectal refractions.

by rockin randall 1973 September 30, 2009

Optical Rectumitius

Not beeing able to see shit because your head is so far up ur own ASS!!

Flaslight has Optical Rectumitius

by Suicide424 February 19, 2010

Optical

Noun for eyesight.

His researches extended to almost every branch of physical science, but his most important work was of an optical character.

by Fireshodow March 28, 2016

optical migraine

Visual equivalent of a thought giving you migraine.

That's a dope song but the video is giving me an optical migraine!

by Chirantan June 19, 2016

Opticalreptitus

When your optic nerve gets crossed with your rectal nerve, and it gives you a shitty outlook on life.

Look at Karen's resting bitch face. She must have opticalreptitus!

by ThatsUnfortunate February 12, 2020

optical boner

When you see something that makes your retina's erect

OMG this computer screen is giving me an optical boner

by Monoblanco February 21, 2020

Optical inch

When you man scape and shave your pubes, the male genitals look an inch bigger

The optical inch makes nudes more impressive

by Therealmvpofthegame June 27, 2020