Artist who goes by the real name of Nathan Joseph White and stage name of WHITEY.
Artist whose Albums include: Canned Laughter, The Light at the End of the tunnel is a Train, Great Shakes.
Artist whose music seduces the ears and infects the body with dance-omania
Dude, is that God's voice I hear?" "No men, that is the epic sound of WHITEY
by Godot. April 12, 2011
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A large-penised North American woodpecker, often cited as a constant source of annoyance.
Man, I haven't slept since Tuesday...that whiteis has been humping my chimney all week.
by Oatmeal Breath March 1, 2007
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One who is of a pale white complexion, and very awkward at times.
He is such a whitey...
by TheGing July 4, 2011
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Verb - The action of cutting oneself vigorously while screaming like a banshee on steroids.

Person - Crazy cracker who pisses on cars and see's things. Known to have severe ADD and is prone to pulling artificial Whitey's for the sake of stuff. Also is the amazing entrepeneur who has made the anal cough lozenge.
That Bitch made me so mad i had to pull a Whitey
by The WHITEY October 29, 2006
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if you smoke too much weed causing you to get fucked up real bad
"last night was so crazy, cant believe the weed was so strong that i pulled a whitey
by trustmedaddy July 28, 2015
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A white person so incredibly white that he transcends the very whiteness of white.
Bill Gates: a true Whitey McHonkypants.
by Igglebix October 17, 2005
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An over 20 year old white guy that thinks he's the master of the universe but could get beat down by a fourth grader. Usually seen drinking a latte, wearing yuppie clothes and driving an audi, lexus, etc. Usually seen around trendy hot spots. They usually travel in groups of five or six for protection, albeit with a smug look on their faces. Becomes beligerent when drunk - can't handle a drink - but backs down when physical violence is imminent.
"This whole town is filled with soft whiteys."
by Black Domino March 1, 2009
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