Skip to main content

offspring

A stupid band with a lead singer that sounds like a hick singing to a bunch of fucked up guitars.
(offspring fan):The offspring rules, they are so punk!!!!!
(me):The offspring are pure retardation,pure fucking retardation.
by Jeff ,S May 3, 2005
mugGet the offspring mug.

offspring

a whack ass band that people think are good and need to listen to more music
if u pay attention to the songs they are actually really whack even though they sound good at first
they repeat their titles 500 times each song
if your friend is obsessed with them show them real rock
noobmusicguy:OMG!!! OFFSPRING ROCKS YOUR SOCKS AND ASS AND DICK AND EVERYTHING
coolguy: so they are gay hobo rapists
noob:NOOOO!!! THeY rOCk
cool: i rather listen to justin beiber
even greenday is better than them
noob:noo they are the best i wont listen to thoes fags
cool: wow your gonna go far kid
by supermaneatsdick June 28, 2010
mugGet the offspring mug.

Non certus Binary offspring

For those sensitive gender identity crisis prick.. i.e someone who was not sure if they had a gender or not..
Non certus binary offspring was just a gender joke between me and chingkhawl Valte.
by Kimitheterrible February 22, 2019
mugGet the Non certus Binary offspring mug.

offshorcing

Off shore out sourcing
Marty indicated that offshorcing was one of the reasons that the blue crab supply in Maryland was able to be maintained this year, when there was less of a yield in the bay.
by Camp4jim December 28, 2013
mugGet the offshorcing mug.

OFFSPRING

)THE RESULT OF BIRDS AND BEES GO CHECK THE DEFINITION AT KEWL GORLZ CLAN
OFFSPRING EW
by BEANIEBOPO July 15, 2020
mugGet the OFFSPRING mug.

Offspring

Offspring
I have four offsprings
by anonymous December 15, 2021
mugGet the Offspring mug.

Offspring Square

The offspring of your offspring, grandchildren or grandbabies
I came to pick up my offspring Square
by 459395 April 30, 2023
mugGet the Offspring Square mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email