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captain obvious

Someone: Soda's bad for you.
Me: Thanks, Captain Obvious!
by dj gs68 August 23, 2003
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obvious

The favorite word of mathematicians and computer scientists alike. Used when they don't want to go into detail about a component of their paper or proof. Sometimes acts to discourage people from asking unwanted questions by making them feel stupid.
"While the Binary Indexed Tree is a data structure designed to implement dynamic cumulative frequency tables, efficiently answering range queries with point updates, given a static array, it is obvious that this is unnecessary, as the table can easily be generated by processing the array using a simple O(n) loop." -A Computer Scientist
by ReaderOfProofs May 11, 2016
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Mr Obvious

What you call someone when they say something really stupid.
Me: Oi, whats a shock absorber?
David: Something that absorbs shock.
Me: Thank you, Mr Obvious =.=
by King Victah August 24, 2008
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Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday

Someone who's so dumb it's frightening. In other words, a master of the obvious and old news.
Jake: Did you know that crabs is spelled with a "c" and not a "k"?

Joe: Thank you, Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday.
by Ink Spot Mike's wife June 2, 2007
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Blindingly Obvious

An adjective describing something that is so plain to see that it is easily overlooked.

Note: Not to be confused with someone who's obviously blind
Foolish guy: "How the hell did you miss that? It was so obvious!"

Cool, wise guy: "Yes, blindingly obvious"
by Jonathan Englefield July 11, 2006
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obvious bitch

Someone that acts like they have good intentions when everyone can see that those intentions are actually self serving.
Person 1 - Did you hear Justine telling everyone that she tried to reach out to Karla to apologize but Karla wouldn't respond to her?
Person 2 - Yeah, she's such an obvious bitch.
by JenFlowers November 20, 2020
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