Orlando

69 inch dick
Gets all the bitches

Sarah:OMG have you heard about orlando?
he has the biggest dick I have ever seen!

by augghhhh69aughhhh69 June 3, 2022

Orlando

Someone who has to go to work, comes home and has to cook dinner and do the laundry, pays all the bills, and has a baby dick.

Damn my girl tried telling me to make dinner but I told her “I’m not Orlando”

by Chilidog06 January 4, 2023

Orlando

Legit nathan cleary chin.

Orlando's chin stabs me from ten metres away. His chin is fucking huge.

by Posayslayer9000 August 14, 2023

Orlando

A fat stubby built guy who swears that he pulls hoes but in reality he is a diabetic bastard

“That guy is such an Orlando”

by AdvancedAvacado November 21, 2023

Orlando

Is short, hot and prints my ass

Orlando did my dad

by fher fuyhognighnigm February 5, 2024

orlando bloom

an actor who has often become distracted by moles and various shiny objects.

"It was a really great role and ... OH LOOK AT THAT MOLE!"

by Ree Warfle May 14, 2005

Orlando Bloom

That actor who wants to be Johnny Depp really bad but he can't.

Orlando Bloom is such a poser.

by AnnaTpretty December 15, 2008