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by Cara May 19, 2003
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Breakfast Num Nums

The most deliscious of breakfast foods, forget cereal, toast, yogurt. You must go for homestyle breakfast num nums, they look more or less like the traditional breakfast pancake, but in preperation they become truly orgasmic, some are donut shaped, some are snowman, some have bananas inside, some have jelly and butter smeared across, and some are just plain tastey.
"Man aint' nothin better than some Breakfast Num Nums after a nice sesh"
by The Magic Cap December 10, 2008
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purdy num num

1) bird food
2) dude with cool pants
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by brad November 26, 2003
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Num Nums

Refers to snacks;most notably cookies, preferrably chips ahoy or keeblers. Are commonly consumed along with a beverage, most notably water(poland spring or dasani will do just fine). Num Nums are not your average, run of the mill snack, and shall in no instances be confused with "munchies". Num Nums are often used as a way to escape terrible moments in life(ie fires, bad break ups, double periods of science lab classes,encounters with the "wrong crowd"). Num Nums are not for everyone. Woman are only allowed to have num nums on there birthday; sambos are only allowed to have num nums if it means havig the stregnth to save a non sambo
Person 1: Yo son, I dont know if I'm going to make it, you gotta help me!

Person 2: I know, you should head off and get some num nums!

(15 minutes later)

Person 2: SO how are you feeling?

Person1 : Well, I'm all good now. I had my num num's and water. And on the way here, I got my nuts wet and beat a sambo!

Person 2: Well there you have it! num Nums save the day yet again!again
by annonymous Sambo April 12, 2008
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Num-nums

If you breastfeed your infant and it's time for lunch,your child may grab at your shirt and yay Num-Nums.It doesn't take a genius to figure out it means boobie milk in infant.
Baby:num-nums!
Mommy:Okay damnit,lemme unbutton my shirt..
by Mrs.Scalf April 14, 2009
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num nums

I want your num-nums, my bf won't ever know...
by Anonymous May 20, 2003
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shity num nums

When your ass cheeks get coverd in shit from your ass getting worn out and it stays open and the shit falls out into you underwear or boxers.
My shity num nums make my ass sore and stain it brown.
by Taylor January 8, 2005
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