no homo

means your not gay

ima suck the skin off yo dick no homo

by poppy cockersom January 20, 2017

No Homo

Usually said after a statement that could be interpreted as homosexual.

Nice Ass boi, no homo.

by DieNHel August 8, 2018

no homo

Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds gay.

His ass is mine. No homo.

by EJL March 23, 2004

no homo

An addendum to a possibly homosexual-sounding statement. Working as a "Get Out of Jail Free" card, it allows the speaker to maintain his or her heterosexual reputation no matter how homosexual the previous or forthcoming statement.

I'm coming out of the closet; I am gay, I have had gay sex numerous times, and I am moving to Massachusetts with my boyfriend to gave a gay marriage. No homo.

by Buizly December 9, 2008

no homo

A phrase that makes you straight NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY/DO.

Idiot Male 1: I find men attractive and I love to suck cock. I also like big black dick up my asshole.
Idiot Male 2: EEEEWWWWW.
Idiot Male 1: No homo.
Idiot Male 2: Oh, Okay.

by FrigidAir August 25, 2008

No Homo

A formal phrase said to bros during a seemingly gay act to clarify that said act is not gay.

Example 1:
Bro 1: Hey bro, can you shave my balls?
Bro 2: Nah bro, thats mad 'mo
Bro 1: No homo bro
Bro 2: Oh alright then

Example 2:
Bro 1: Baby, baby, baby oooooohhh
Bro 2: Bro, are you singing Justin Bieber? Thats mad 'mo bro!
Bro 1: No! No homo though.
Bro 2: Oh alright then
Bro 2: *Joins in*

by nuclearwinter March 7, 2014

Homo-not

An individual who is not homosexual in anyway; they are completely heterosexual with no personal homosexual tendencies, desire, affiliation or history at all. They are different from homophobes in that they are not insecure, they do not condemn or have distain for homosexuals; rather they are personally free of any homosexually whatsoever.

There are few homo-nots in the world, it is estimated that of the 6 billion people on earth, less than a 100 people hold this prestigious and coveted title. Homo-nots are highly regarded and respected; loved by women, envied by men.

Two friends are on a bus when a friend and another man, who is a Homo-not walks in. Jennifer: "Trina did you see the way that guy was looking at jack? he might be gay"
Trina: "Him? no way, he's not gay at all, he's actually a Homo-not"

by Ziba January 15, 2009