Shmeat

A shmeat is a weird way to say meat, often meaning “big meat” or “big penis” and is used when someone has a big peen

Tom: hey Tony, does nick have a big dick
Tony:he has a shmeat alright

by Helpful swinger April 20, 2022

Shmeat

1. (N) Short meat.
2. (Prefix) Used to describe one with shmeat.

Damn Bryce, you got some shmeat.

by Trankini has no weenie January 30, 2017

Shmeat

Thatsmokingti

Having a small dick

Your such a shmeat.
You got a shmeat

by jayzx03 November 13, 2017

Shmeat

Being a fuckdick, shitdick , annoying motherfucker, etc.

Jacob's such a shmeat

You know that fool vance, hes a shmeat

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Shmeat

Shmeat is the way to describe a cock that is huge

Yo, Human Shrek do be packing Shmeat doh

by SolidBollerk October 18, 2021

Shmeat

Another term for someone's genitalia, usually the males.

My Shmeat has erectile disfunction

by Thaifood.com April 26, 2022

SHMEAT

A small pp

My shmeat is in your mom hahhahaha XD lol XDXDXDXDXDXD lmao

by Lil_adopted August 16, 2019