small dick energy

the opposite of big dick energy for those who are unworthy
my friend berry has small dick energy! tragic.
by stevneyeun July 22, 2018
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Big Dick Energy

Big Dick Energy is having a small dick and NOT putting a lift kit on your F-250. It is confidence in yourself and your limitations, without acting like a douche bag.
Bill: Look at me! Look at my ridiculously large vehicle! I am amazing and will run anyone off of the road in my awesome lifted diesel engine truck. Please don't ever look at my penis! Eat my huge cloud of jet-black exhaust, pussy! I've never pleased a woman in bed or otherwise in my life!

Greg: Wow, what a douche. That guy does NOT exude Big Dick Energy
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Small dick energy

Small Dick Energy is cockiness without skill and doing stupid things and calling them or yourself"hard" for validation when they are clearly stupid. This includes posting on Instagram when you aren't even a great athlete but enjoy abusing yourself.
David Goggins has extreme small dick energy. He's always posting on Instagram for validation when everything he does is not "hard" but stupid.
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Soft dick energy

Not to be mistaken for little or small dick energy, Soft Dick Energy presents when someone actually has the tools for a happy and successful life (including good sex), but is too lazy or unable for a myriad of reasons to use said tools in a satisfactory manor.
He had such big dick energy, post break up he’s on constant benders, no sleep, and it’s making him ooze soft dick energy. Now he’s a walking disappointment.
by WhatsNormal47 June 10, 2019
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big dick energy

having confidence without being cocky
Ethan Dolan got that big dick energy.
by youtubelover2017 August 21, 2018
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Small Dick Energy

What females say men have because they aren’t interested in dating a beached whale.
Fat chick: Want to grab a drink with me tonight? *eats big macs*
Man: No thank you, ma’am.

Fat chick: Wow you give off such small dick energy. You must be a virgin.

Man: Ma’am I’m here with my wife and kids, please leave us alone.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022
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