no shit, Scurlock!

Similar to 'no shit, Sherlock'.

A variation which compounds the stupidity of the person in which the statement is communicated to by obscuring the word "Sherlock" with the word "Scurlock"

Something you say to a dumbass who points out a completely obvious thing!
Dumbass: "Hey, your head is on fire!"

Smartass: "Yeah, no shit, scurlock!

by Agent 49 July 6, 2016

no shit sherlock

It's just a saying when someone says such a correctly obvious thing.

Royal Guard: Fuck, we're surrouned by these creatures!
News Reporter Who Happened To Tag Along Somehow: No shit sherlock!

by Ball Nyegga the Slanderous Guy January 2, 2017

No downer shit

Essentially no sad vibes, no person being a downer at a given time.

Person 1: Man I'm sorry for saying all that shit to you last night
Person 2: Its cool, I've moved on from that anyway no downer shit fr

by illiterate illegitimate June 27, 2020

no shit dora

something you use when youur dumbass friend says smth that is obvious asf

1:super straight people must be cancelled
2:no shit dora

by cancelsuperstraightbitches May 1, 2021

No Shit-Situation

When you can't poo.

Brad, "Hey dude did you lay a big one in there?"

Chad, "Nah brah, it was a no shit-situation."

Brad, "Damn."

by noshittom December 13, 2012

No Shit Sherlock

A snide response to someone (usually a know it all) who has made a statement that is very obvious using a sarcastic reference to Sherlock Holmes the famous literary detective.

Bert: "You shouldn't have let Miss Piggy blow you, your schlong is all chewed up"
Ernie: "No Shit Sherlock"

by Spade Newsom January 15, 2011

I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more

so I am all out of words and so little fucking ideas tighten my mind desperately

Kidnapper ask for candy: I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more,, take candy

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021