Randy Nixon

Scratch Caulyn being the most bestest boiyo thick booty man ever, that title goes to Randy I'm mean look at him, Jesus Christ he's too fucking hot man.

I once gave Randy Nixon my Russian Ushanka with a hammer and sickle pin and he almost made me flood the entire universe with cum, holy shit, I'm just thinking about it again and I'm bout to erupt jizz everywhere.

by The Dankster #87 September 24, 2019

Pulled a Nixon

When one is said to 'pull a Nixon', it means that s/he was in a position of power, until screwing up really bad. Facing the consequence of firing/impeachment/whatever, this person resigns to avoid this punishment, as Nixon did.

"I literally screwed the pooch and my boss was about to find out, so I pulled a Nixon".

by BigMoneyChoCho February 20, 2018

Frisky Nixon

The act of juggling one's balls and wang with your fingers.

Aaron attempted to give himself a frisky nixon, and Amber laughed.

by Amber Bo Bamber July 20, 2007

Nixon of the North

nickname for former Prime Minister of Canada, Stephen Harper

Political scandals such as the in-and-out scheme and the Cadman affair led people to dub the Prime Minister the "Nixon of the North".

by Figleaf23 December 23, 2008

Nixon lunch

The sad, sparse meal you eat right before you resign from a job you royally screwed up at.

John ate a peanut butter sandwich for his Nixon lunch before he put in his resignation for his job as a security guard at the mall.

by AmyLane May 26, 2018

wicked nixon

The mother of all nixons. The most intense shit you will ever take.

Danny: When my parents were out to dinner the other night, I took the wickedest of all nixons with the radio blasting.
Karl: Nice, man. I took a wicked nixon myself recently.

by that cool guy who knows everything September 6, 2007

President Nixon

Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994).

The 37th president of the United States from 1969-1974. Most people remember Nixon for the Watergate scandal and the Viet Nam War, however many good things happened during that time too.

During this time, Republicans still cared about the environment, still cared about the working class and were still pro-family. for example, the Nixon Administration created the EPA and OSHA.

President Nixon was the last Progressive Republican.

by Charles_U_Farley March 12, 2011