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rubber necking 

when all of the sudden traffic gets really heavy and there is no reason for there to be so much traffic until you move up enough to see an accident. all the cars are slowing down and rubber necking to see the car accident which causes another accident and more rubbernecking and so on.
i hate it when people are rubber necking
rubber necking by BigBlondBurlyBoy September 15, 2005

muppet necking 

When you're fingering a girl while she's giving you a blowjob, mimicking the same motions to make it look like she's your hand puppet.
She was using her tonsils like a back brace for my dick, when i stuck a finger into her to liven the mood. Once knuckle deep, she thought "C is for Cock" instead of Cookie. Her eager skill as a muppet necking local made me proud to help out. Good thing she already lived in a trash can. Condoms are overrated, Haiti is overrated now, and rashes are for everyone else.
muppet necking by Nsla July 3, 2016

Obama Necking 

Similar to "rubber necking" whereby you turn your head at all angles to try and see the results of a wreck on the highway. Obama Necking means simply turning your head in all angles as you pass slower cars on the highway that are displaying Obama '08 bumper stickers, to see if the driver is in fact black.
"Man....I almost rear ended someone today on the way to work! I was passing an Escalade with an Obama '08 sticker and I was so busy Obama Necking that I almost slammed into the car in front of me.
Obama Necking by Young79 November 2, 2008

goose necking 

Slowing down to look at accidents, tragedies, crime scenes, etc. Aka rubber necking
Stop goose necking, you're slowing down traffic.
goose necking by smmatthew January 15, 2009

Goose Necking 

One who initiates the act of pushing the head forward upon high intoxication before regurgitating. This action resembles a goose waddling.
Franco drank too much beer, before throwing up he began goose necking when he ran to the toilet.
Goose Necking by Apple 3.14 January 12, 2009

E-Necking 

Acting like a redneck on the internet by threating with a shotgun, or acting hypocritical on purpose while in most cases you are a regular person on the internet, not a redneck.
I'm gonna threated ppl in my MMOs with a shotgun
Dude your a nerd, stop E-Necking
Let's go E-neck this forum
good idea
E-Necking by nathor April 14, 2010