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Navy Seal

A sex act that involves seven men. One man lays on the ground. He performs oral sex on another man sitting in front of him while that man’s legs prop up the arms of the man laying down. Two men sit on either side and receive hand jobs from the man laying down. A fourth man sits in the rear and gets a foot job from the man laying down, although depending on the cadence this could turn more into just getting kicked in the balls. A fifth man performs anal sex on the man laying down in a sideways motion. Two additional men Eiffel Tower the man performing the anal sex. The cadence is truly set by the man handling the anal sex portion of the Eiffel tower.
Hey John, I’m feeling horny. Want to call Henry, Bob, Jim, Nick, and Brian to see if they want to Navy Seal?
by Lilpapi87 September 24, 2022
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Navy SEAL Starter Kit

Guys with heavily tattooed arms, large beards, wearing a shirt 3 sizes too small, and Imaginary Lats Syndrome. This specimen of male finds himself trying to appear tough, stronger than he is and acts aggressively in an attempt to impress potential female mates in public. Though he may not overtly claim to be actively, or formerly a member of the various military special operations groups, he implies it with his "costume", aggressive demeanor and occasionally telling stories fights he's been in and describes how brave he would be in a gun fight.

*** A man who meets all this criteria, but has tattoos of specific Special Forces units, or wears ball caps or shirts with specific Special Forces units patches/insignia is guilty of wearing a TIER ONE Starter Kit
Look, that tatted-up guy with the King Leonidas beard wearing the Navy SEALs t shirt that's three sizes too small, flaring out his arms because of Imaginary Lats Syndrome, is trying to impress that cute chick at the bar. Too bad she's not into dickheads wearing a Navy SEAL Starter Kit. If he would just be himself, she'd probably ask for his number.
by Thinman529k March 30, 2025
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The Navy SEAL Burger

Order an Macca's Hamburger (Beef= Land) and an McCkicken burger(Bird = Air) and a Fillet o Fish burger (Fish = Sea). Take two of the insides of burgers and and then to third burger inside and close the bin. Now you have a Land, Air and Sea made delicious secret weapon.
They should but the Navy SEAL Burger on the MacDonald's secret menu.
by Mohaf March 11, 2024
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Navyseals

A game where two people stare at each intently while masturbating. Who ever "finishes" into their hand first slaps their opponent in the face with the handful of jizz. If the person getting slaps flinches they have to eat their opponents load.
by Mr tiki456 March 10, 2013
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