national kick tall people decade

at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher

"hey rob how tall are you?"
"5'9"
"too bad its national kick tall people decade"
"im not even t"
👹

by tall people should shrink October 13, 2022

National Trip Tall People Day

Contrary to national throw short people day, on October 28th anyone 5’4 and under has permission to trip, cripple, and/or break the kneecaps of anyone 6,0 or taller

Fellow midgets we must rejoice, it is national trip tall people day

by Poop_Snorkler October 20, 2021

National Slap Tall People Month

October 1st-October 31st You Can Slap Tall People

Hey its National Slap Tall People Month

by Quinn gs fgfn October 16, 2021

National abuse short people day

(June 12th) Any type of abuse being used against short people

Person: Guess what?
Short person: What?
Person: June 12th, National abuse short people day >:)

by ggmrdoodn October 26, 2020

National throw short people day

for middle school you can throw dk because he is 5'4" and anyone 4'5" and below better run

me: hey bro today is october 23
bro:why is that impotant
me: because your short and it's National throw short people day
bro: no pls

by @lexisawolf May 16, 2022

National Kick Short People Day

Kick short people!

Hey I'm under 5'4 *kicks*

Sorry its National Kick Short People Day

by Imedriac September 14, 2021

NATIONAL FEED BLACK PEOPLE CEREAL DAY

feed your favorite black person some cereal today on September 28th if you are not a POC. WHY you may ask because reparations need to be made one way or another.

hey did you know today is "national feed black people cereal day".

only racist don't feed black people cereal on "national feed black people cereal day ".

by yourfavoriteblack September 28, 2022