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The Middle Of Buttfuck Nowhere

To be in the middle of Buttfuck nowhere.
Hillbilly country.

To be on an isolated place in the middle of nowhere.
Well done Terry, now the car's smashed up and we're IN THE MIDDLE OF BUTTFUCK NOWHERE, all because you had to hotbox THE FUCKING CAR WHILE DRIVING... WITH THE WINDOWS UP! FUCK YOU TERRY. FUCK YOU.

Just like that Hillbilly's over there's going to do.
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South of Nowhere

An amazing show for teens that covers just about everything a teen of these days goes through...questioning your sexuality, drugs, high school and much more. It's about a family named the Carlins that move from a little town of Ohio to sunny and quick moving LA.

Spencer Carlin meets a girl named Ashley Davies that causes her to question if she truly likes men. She begins to fall for her and ends up going on a rollar coaster of emotions that brings out her mother's dark side.

Ashely Davies is a lesbian who has been through Hell and back, but when she meets the new girl, Spencer, she begins to fall in love.

Glenn Carlin used to be the star basketball player back in Ohio, but in LA his abilities are put to the test when he faces King High's Aiden Dennison.

Clay Carlin is the family's adopted black son and when he moves to LA he begins to realize the complications of living with an all-white family. He meets a girl Chelsea and gets her pregnant.

Paula Carlin is their mother. After moving to LA, she begins to regret it. Her daughter is hanging out with a lesbian more than she is at home, her son Glenn struggles with basketball, a broken knee and drugs, her black son Clay gets into trouble with his new friends, and everything falls apart.

Arthur Carlin is their father. During Spencer's fight with her mother about her being gay continues, he is there for Spencer the entire way. He finds out that one of the reasons they moved was because his wife's old flame moved to LA.
South of Nowhere Quotes:

“I’m not into labels.” -ASHLEY to Spencer

“If you’re lucky enough to find love, then it doesn’t matter who it’s with.”- CHELSEA to Spencer

“Am I your first or your forever?”-ASHLEY to Spencer

SPENCER:Aw, now you've got me wearing your shade.How convenient, just in case we end up in some spontaneous liplock
ASHLEY: Trust me, it won't be spontaneous!
by ILOVESPASHLEY November 3, 2010
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middle of butt fuck nowhere

A place with no real distinguishing markers, or specific location.
Girl - where are you form
Guy - TudRuckersField
Girl wheres that?
Guy - In the middle of butt fuck nowhere
by Dom_awsome December 13, 2007
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East Jesus Nowhere

An amazing Green Day song off their 2009 album 21st Century Breakdown. This song is about fundamentalist religion. Lead vocalist for Green Day, Billie Joe Armstrong, wrote this song after attending a baptism for a friend's baby. Green Day performed this song on the season 34 finale of Saturday Night Live. Will Ferrell, who hosted, accompanied them on cow bell. This did not air, but can be found on Youtube.
A fire burns today
Of blasphemy and Genocide
The sirens of decay
Will infiltrate the faith fanatics

Some of the lyrics to East Jesus Nowhere
by Ninja-Unicorn June 30, 2011
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East Jesus Nowhere

After driving for an hour, we got lost and ended up in East Jesus Nowhere. It took us three hours to get home
by holly hox, forget me nots April 14, 2009
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totally nowhere

When something (keys, clothes, etc.) is lost for all eternity
Man I can't find the gift certificates, I like looked every where plus places they wouldn't be, they're like totally nowhere!
by Whoolee December 30, 2004
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That ain't going nowhere

A term said by dads across America when they fasten something down and smack it to prove its static placement.
*drill noises*
*smacks object*
"That ain't going nowhere:"
by Eian Anderson May 30, 2021
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