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November 5 

Get your jewish friend to give you head

Only if they have brown hair and though
November 5 by Gamer boy 56789 November 4, 2021

November 5 

This day is national yet your best friend day so when you see your best friend yeet them

November 5 

This is the day where girls ask out guys instead of guys asking girls out.
Girl 1: i like him so bad i want him to ask me out.
Girl 2: well its November 5th so you have to.
Girl 1: damn November 5th
November 5 by Pink drink November 4, 2021

november 5 

The day where tall people can ask a short person anything and they have to do it or if it’s a question then have to answer it
Tall guy: Ayo Madyson

Madyson: what?
Tall guy: be my personal minion for the day

Madyson: hell no
Tall guy: to fuckin bad you can’t say no it’s November 5th so suck it

Madyson: fuck you
november 5 by Iheart.hot.sons November 4, 2021

November 5 

National grab ass day

Boys grab boys and girls

Girl grab girls and boys
Why did you grab my ass

Cuz it’s November 5th

November 5 

Hey its november 5 want my hoodie ?
Hell YAH !
November 5 by Swagismydefinition November 4, 2021