funky fresh dress to impress

Supa Fly and dressed to bring in them haters.

Are you ready to hit tha club?
You lookin funky fresh dress to impress!

by yvette the o.g! November 11, 2006

Color Me Impressed

When you are being dumb and somebody really sarcastically points it out

Me: Hey Kelsey, we landed safely, but we will try our best not to survive flight #2!
Kelsey: Color me impressed!

by Calebseaman97 May 3, 2019

make my impression felt

a trixie-ism.
to give you a piece of my mind.

and now it's time for me to make my impression felt. trixie said to pam.

by trixie g. February 15, 2005

This All New Volvo XC90 Sure is Impressive

Discover The All New Volvo XC90 That Will Amaze

“WOW! This All New Volvo XC90 Sure is Impressive!”

by Apollo25 September 4, 2020

manic impressive

Someone who will not STFU until you either agree with them, walk away, or kill them.

Jim went manic impressive on me. Was tempted to whack him but decided it wasn’t worth it and walked away.

by nbender April 11, 2019

Mongoose impression

A degenerate bonding ritual where one friend slaps the other full across the face—hard enough to knock the dignity loose—and growls, “Do your best mongoose impression.” The victim, now trembling and shame-charged, contorts their body like a hairless ferret having a nervous breakdown in a sock drawer. Bonus points if they hiss, writhe, or emit a sound somewhere between a squeal and a suppressed moan.

Usually carries a deeply uncomfortable sexual undertone—like someone dared Gollum to seduce a Subway sandwich artist. Equal parts frail, twitchy, and submissively eager, the mongoose impression is less of an act and more of a descent into greased-up, wide-eyed desperation.

"We're at Olive Garden, right? Outta nowhere, Jake slaps Trevor so hard his breadstick flies across the booth, then whispers, ‘Do your best mongoose impression.’ Trevor locks eyes with the waiter, arches his back, and starts chittering like a horny squirrel in heat. They comped our meal out of fear."

by Floyd11 June 20, 2025

make a second impression

To go to the toilet to specifically take a crap. It's another way to say it like "dropping the kids off at the pool". It means doing a number two.

"After eating 3 bean burritos, I really needed to make a second impression."

or

"Don't go in there, I just made a really big second impression."

by Chunky McFartington May 4, 2014