national nobody gives a fuck day

april 28 is national nobody gives a fuck day, just do anything because nobody gives a fuck.

teacher- *passes out work*

laura- *does nothing
teacher- "why aren't your doing your work, laura?"
laura- "because it's national nobody gives a fuck day , and i don't give a fuck what you give me."
teacher- "okay me neither. i'm out bitches"

by your.mom9247297 April 12, 2019

making a Norbert

disappering for a long time without mentioning a word and then surfacing after a while, acting as if nothing ever happened

"Dude, where is Jane again?" "I don't know, but she is known for making a Norbert every once in a while!"

by Gonanza September 6, 2022

nobody

an insignificant person (see also zero)

I thought she would always be that special somebody, but she ended up being a nobody.

by Light Joker August 24, 2005

nobodies to ho buddies

When you quickly go from relatively unknown: a nobody, to knowing mad people, and befriending easy party girls, commonly refered to as hos.

"Shit man, last week bitch wouldnt even give me the time of day, now after that party shes my best friend. We really went from nobodies to ho buddies!"

by Joe Kow January 6, 2010

Nobody Asked

An insult, meaning they don't want to hear what you have to say. Normally told at school in one of these two circumstances--1)They asked you the question and you answered it honestly 2)You give your opinion on the same topic when they were talking to you

This is normally a sign of bullying or harassment, but some people mistake it for "kids being kids". If the same person says "Nobody Asked" to you more than once, you should stop talking to them as they are trying to get under your skin.

Person 1: What's your favorite Star Wars movie or TV Show?
Person 2: I like The Mandalorian, it was a great Star Wars show!
Person 1: THE MANDALORIAN IS TRASH, NOBODY ASKED!
Person 2: But, you literally asked...
Person 1: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE?!

by v1vdefineswords December 7, 2020

Like Nobodys Business

A phrase that is said to show emphasis to a statement.

That ho can shake her booty like nobodys business. She gets busy like nobodys business.

by Sunshine1975 January 7, 2011

Ain't nobody got time for dat!

Not having the required amount of fucks or time to complete or sit through a task that requires too much effort and is usually a waste of time. It derived from Sweet Brown's interview on her experience with a house fire that went viral on the internet in 2012.

Patrice: Did you see the video man who drew at 1000+ page picture flip-book of the ENTIRE sponge bob episode??

Murphy: yeah...ain't nobody got time for dat!

OR

Patrice: 5 minute commercial to watch a youtube video??? Ain't nobody got time for dat!

by cold pops February 9, 2013