When a man scoops ice cream, inserts it in the woman's anus, and proceeds to have anal, but when finished, the man pulls out, and the woman licks the ice cream off his man-cone.
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A mystical creature that enhabits the land. Typically found near water sources and enjoys kebabs on a cloudy afternoon. It is often said that if you are lucky enough to find this creature, you may be fortunate to hear the cries of a younger member of its species.
They are often found in swarms, the best encounter would be to keep your distance, as they are known to be verbally aggressive, beware if you have pierced nipples as they have an extreme interest in shiny objects on squishy mounds.
Necati's are known to be good house pets and live on a diet of Haring and energy drinks, they need only the top quality body pillows, money can buy and a little night light to help them sleep as they are known to be scared of the dark.
A mystical creature that enhabits the land. Typically found near water sources and enjoys kebabs on a cloudy afternoon. It is often said that if you are lucky enough to find this creature, you may be fortunate to hear the cries of a younger member of its species.
They are often found in swarms, the best encounter would be to keep your distance, as they are known to be verbally aggressive, beware if you have pierced nipples as they have an extreme interest in shiny objects on squishy mounds.
Necati's are known to be good house pets and live on a diet of Haring and energy drinks, they need only the top quality body pillows, money can buy and a little night light to help them sleep as they are known to be scared of the dark.
Kana: "Wow, do you see that over there?"
Meai: "No? what is it?"
Kana: "Its a Necati!"
Meai: "Oh! you're right!"
Meai: "No? what is it?"
Kana: "Its a Necati!"
Meai: "Oh! you're right!"
by Meai July 11, 2018
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n. An embarrassing case of tan-gone-wrong, when 3 parts of your body all generate different shades of color, most notably white, pink, and brown. Often resembles vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate ice cream flavors, hence the name.
Neapoli-Tans are unintentional, though many pranksters of South Beach Florida have been known to Neapoli-Tan and streak through Miami Beach attacking innocent bystanders. For the latter cases, most Neapoli-Tans are with a Strawberry torso, Vanilla legs, and of course, Chocolate genitals.
The origin of Neapoli-Tan is widely disputed. Though many theories are still debated, some have traced it's roots as far back as the early 1700's, in modern day Kansas, where the indigenous tribes of Omaha and Ponca used the concept of Neapoli-Tan to gain the affection of the local village Princess. They would often use the phrase "Mein bukha hun duba choco" which translates to "Look at my Chocolate genitals", to seduce the native women in their arms.
In 2007, Neapoli-Tan's became subject to internet fame after videos were uploaded on JewTube (Hebrew sister company of video sharing site YouTube) depicting a new form of tan pranking known is "Tan in the Can" where uploaders would Neapoli-Tan their asses for a chance at winning $10,000, funded by viral company "The Search for the Best Damn Cans in the Land". JewTube was closed after Company founder Bernie Weisman was linked to a prostitution ring, registering under his alias "Not Jewish Guy"
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Neapoli-Tans are unintentional, though many pranksters of South Beach Florida have been known to Neapoli-Tan and streak through Miami Beach attacking innocent bystanders. For the latter cases, most Neapoli-Tans are with a Strawberry torso, Vanilla legs, and of course, Chocolate genitals.
The origin of Neapoli-Tan is widely disputed. Though many theories are still debated, some have traced it's roots as far back as the early 1700's, in modern day Kansas, where the indigenous tribes of Omaha and Ponca used the concept of Neapoli-Tan to gain the affection of the local village Princess. They would often use the phrase "Mein bukha hun duba choco" which translates to "Look at my Chocolate genitals", to seduce the native women in their arms.
In 2007, Neapoli-Tan's became subject to internet fame after videos were uploaded on JewTube (Hebrew sister company of video sharing site YouTube) depicting a new form of tan pranking known is "Tan in the Can" where uploaders would Neapoli-Tan their asses for a chance at winning $10,000, funded by viral company "The Search for the Best Damn Cans in the Land". JewTube was closed after Company founder Bernie Weisman was linked to a prostitution ring, registering under his alias "Not Jewish Guy"
See also: Neapolitics
Drewsh: Look at the kid! He's got a red stomach, white legs, and chocolate genitals. That's a Neapoli-Tan!
Guy 1: Why were you looking at his genitals?
Guy 2: Wait. Your name's Drewsh?
Guy 1: Why were you looking at his genitals?
Guy 2: Wait. Your name's Drewsh?
by Schnalex July 15, 2010
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"Woah, you got it in all three holes?"
"Fuck'n A"
"Woah, you got it in all three holes?"
"Fuck'n A"
by jkad March 21, 2008
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Phil: hey bro you tryna pack a Neapolitan?
Stew: Hell yea. I want to get high
Phil: hey bro you tryna pack a Neapolitan?
Stew: Hell yea. I want to get high
by Yul Perkins September 9, 2013
Get the Neapolitan mug.The act of discovering that during intercourse with a woman, your penis has been shit upon, and that said girl is also on her period; as well the discovering is marked by examination directly after your climax during vaginal sex.
Thus creating an instance of bloody shit covered cum dick, much like that of a neapolitan ice cream bar.
Thus creating an instance of bloody shit covered cum dick, much like that of a neapolitan ice cream bar.
"Last night I had a surprise with the girl I took home..."- Unlucky Man 1
"What sort of surprise, dear friend?"- Dear Friend
"A Neapolitan Surprise"- Unlucky Man 1
*Vomits*-Dear Friend
"What sort of surprise, dear friend?"- Dear Friend
"A Neapolitan Surprise"- Unlucky Man 1
*Vomits*-Dear Friend
by Not sure why I thought of this January 20, 2010
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