A school full of Horry county. It is filled with {hoes} and horrible teachers. They give you useless punishment for no reason. Going to this school will make you {depressed}. This school is also filled of {psychopaths} who text 911 for no reason!!!!
by dumb blonde riley February 14, 2020

Me and my girl last night was getting our freak on. She gave me a Myrtle Beach Pigs Foot at the end.
by highclassontop June 26, 2025

it doesn't matter if you have curdles in it or not... you're going to get fucked up.
Def: A creme based drink that you purposefully allow to curdle before consuming. This beverage is best consumed in large doses to minimize the kinesthetic effect and to be used as a catalyst for sex.
Def: A creme based drink that you purposefully allow to curdle before consuming. This beverage is best consumed in large doses to minimize the kinesthetic effect and to be used as a catalyst for sex.
Geoffy Puked his brains out after consuming far too many myrtle curdles... I'm not surprised :(
Over Spring Break those girls should have never slurped so much curdle out of our myrtles... they barfed everywhere.
ya'll best be werned bout dem yanks with their thinkin bout curdles and dem myrtles and wat not, gotta watch out ya'll get drunk.... turn down for what?
Over Spring Break those girls should have never slurped so much curdle out of our myrtles... they barfed everywhere.
ya'll best be werned bout dem yanks with their thinkin bout curdles and dem myrtles and wat not, gotta watch out ya'll get drunk.... turn down for what?
by MyrtleCurdle May 5, 2014

by True fax’s 69 March 23, 2021

by Steak and cake February 14, 2023

A woman who, under normal circumstances, that being outside of the city limits of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, is objectively a 10 on a 1-10 scale of attractiveness.
This therefore implies that the scoring ratio in Myrtle Beach is approximately 2.3 times more generous than normal.
The equation is as follows:
Derivative of (# of chins*SQRTweight)- (stench radius in miles) + (# of teeth-(Pi*children on leash))
This therefore implies that the scoring ratio in Myrtle Beach is approximately 2.3 times more generous than normal.
The equation is as follows:
Derivative of (# of chins*SQRTweight)- (stench radius in miles) + (# of teeth-(Pi*children on leash))
Jim- “Wow, that girl is SMOKIN!”
Mitchell- “Dude what do you mean? She has bags under her eyes and her skin is peeling mid. She’s extremely mid.”
Jim- “Exactly! She’s a certified Myrtle Beach 23!”
Mitchell- “Dude what do you mean? She has bags under her eyes and her skin is peeling mid. She’s extremely mid.”
Jim- “Exactly! She’s a certified Myrtle Beach 23!”
by Eebydeeby69 July 17, 2022

Creeper that stares at a chick with a glazed over,"I'm so happy to see you" mouth open look that you think he is a turtle getting sun.
Jen, did you see Harold gawk at you when you dropped. Your keys?
Yeah....total crepe myrtle. ...ewwww.
Yeah....total crepe myrtle. ...ewwww.
by beelee mi-rz December 23, 2013
