Tennessee Muzzleloader

A sexual trick occuring between a man and a woman that resembles gun-powder being loaded into a muzzleloader. The trick is traditionally performed by men in Tennessee who dip or chew smokeless tobacco. The man and the woman assume the doggy-style position during sex. After a short while of fooling around the man 'tricks' the woman as he removes the smokeless tobacco from his mouth, places it on her asshole, and then shoves it into her rectum with his penis. It is typical for the act to occur in a very short period of time without warning the woman.

"I am still buzzing from the Tennessee Muzzleloader you gave me after the date-party last night."

"She was a slut so instead of regretting the sex I gave her the Tennessee Muzzleloader."

by Stonewall1863 January 13, 2008

Boston Muzzle loader

When having intercourse in "doggy style" you extract the smokeless tobacco or dip from you mouth and place it into the girls anus. Then using your penis, you ram it into her anal cavity.

"Man i gave that fat bitch a Boston muzzle loader last night."

by C Cask November 2, 2009

Mazzi

probably the most beautiful girl any guy would hope to marry.

she is beautiful inside and out.

If you are lucky to know one, you better try real hard to cuff her up bro
One in a million, a rare species.

A: DUDE that girl totally looks like a VS model
B: She's Mazzi and I second that, she could totally be one if she wanted to.

by kylienjenner April 6, 2019

muzzflop

Long, bristly hair that tends to 'flop' around all the time when the owner of the hair does outrageous actions.

Hey Sean go cut off that muzzflop.

by Nick Kutin September 30, 2006

Angry Muzzeldini

The Angry Muzzeldini is bascially a mix between the muzzel loader, the houdini and an angry pirate. In order for an Angry Muzzeldini to be executed perfectly the perpitrator will need a can of dip (Skoal, grizzly or coppenhagen for best results) a friend and a bitch who'll take it in the pooper. Whilst fucking a girl with a nice pinch in your mouth you will scoop out the dip and procede to place the dip on the inside rim of her asshole. At this point you will pull out and let your friend who was hiding in the closet come out and push the dip into her anus with his dick. Next you will need to run outside and knock on the window to show the girl that you are no longer the one fucking her. Your friend will finally pull out, and once she turns around to see who is actually fucking her, will nutt in her eye followed by a swift kick to the shin. The end result is a girl with tobacco in her ass, being fucked by a stranger whilst looking like a pirate.

Dude Hannah freaked the fuck out when Jack and I pulled off the Angry Muzzeldini

by AdamJamoWill October 10, 2011

Kentucky Muzzleloader

While having sex with a girl you pull out. Spit your dip out onto your d!ck and put it back in...Creating the Kentucky Muzzleloader

I was having sex with this redneck when I decided to give her the kentucky muzzleloader.

by TheDeputy35 July 28, 2009

muzzlepuff

The cheek area of an animal containing the whiskers. Plural form: muzzlepuffs. Noun

While drinking her milk, the kitten got milk on her muzzlepuffs.

by TBL November 7, 2006