murktide

A state of financial uncertainty, usually signaled by a cloud of orange smoke.

Originates from the online financial 'game' "Gen-I Revolution."

"The murktide is closing in on them."

by Dr. Prof. Patrick October 30, 2013

Murthy's Law

If your work involves a computer and you are paid to do it, it can always be outsourced to cost less.

The law is named after Narayana Murthy, the co-founder of Infosys, one of the largest Indian IT services outsourcer.

Oh, you want a hike and a promotion? I could always apply Murthy's law

by THOR'I'AM October 5, 2017

Murtadha

Murtadha is an arabic name, whom only the perfect guys have. Murtadha has a big dick, and doesnt have flaws. He is a perfect man. Not to mention, but he is also fucking hot.

Wow Murtadha, please fuck me.

by spisgodt17 February 1, 2022

Muretic

Something muretic is deep and thoughtful. Special emphasis is placed on the fact that it must be ruminative. We mean depth of sophistication, not literal depth. It is correct to say that a philosopher is muretic, but incorrect to say that the Pacific Ocean is muretic (unless discussing the concept of oceans, in which case it is).

Damn bro, that's so muretic.

My teacher said the most muretic thing this morning, she said that the sky is only blue because we think blue is blue.

by rheenglinash June 6, 2022

murf

A response to an intentionally funny comment or action that in reality is extremely stupid and recieves no laughs.

Smitty: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Adam: i don't know smitty, why?
Smitty: to get to the other side!
Adam: .... MURF!!!!

by gateway! June 6, 2009

murf

A strong, thick guy with big muscles. To be buff.

Ho that weightlifter is super murf.

by murfguy April 30, 2007

Mufftash

when you are giving head and from above the pubic hair makes it look like you have a moutashe

I was giving head to my girlfriend yesterday then she just started laughing at my mufftashe.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009