A very bushy and thick patch of hair usually covering a girl's vagina. Can be combed and/or parted, but is usually frowned upon by men. Some men have even been known to break off a relationship because of a muff.
"Yo, Sandy has this crazy muff. It's so disgusting."
"Yeah, that's why she got nicknamed Grassy Meadows."
"Yeah, that's why she got nicknamed Grassy Meadows."
by MooMan76 February 16, 2006
Basically when someone says something you don't like and you take your hand, place it over the other persons face and push it back with enough force to make their head go back
That guy said something about my girlfriend so I muffed the hell outta him....he strained his neck it was so bad.
by Chi-city High April 02, 2008
Acronym for Mandatory Ugly Fat friend. Every hot girl has one, if you find one that doesn't have a MUFF:
1. You are a moron, look harder
2. She IS the MUFF, and youre still a moron
3. She is a succubus, the only exception to the rule, stay the hell away from her, she'll ruin your life
1. You are a moron, look harder
2. She IS the MUFF, and youre still a moron
3. She is a succubus, the only exception to the rule, stay the hell away from her, she'll ruin your life
by notmobert March 25, 2004
The most amazing variety of woman to evolve. Often spotted styling on a pushbike providing strangers with a smile. Spinning her around beneath the moonlight in the darktimes with intermittent sips of single malt keeps the Muffs satisfied...for a time.
by JollyRoger84 June 26, 2010
by Robert L. Walker August 03, 2005
When someone does something dumb, you muff them with your hand swipe upside their head while sayin muff and move your hand back and forth in a sawing motion
Turn off your car before your battery dies an shit dude............................................................an shit man..... I was bein sarcastic nigga.
MUFFFFFFFFFF Able !!!!!!!!!!!
MUFFFFFFFFFF Able !!!!!!!!!!!
by ROberto Fabre June 29, 2003