Missouri Mud Pie

The act of one removing their false teeth and gnawing on one's rectum with their gums.

I'll tell ya Jerry! Ole linda popped them chompers out Tuesday evening and gnawed on my butthole like a hungry beaver who got his teeth knocked out!

Best Missouri Mud Pie I've ever had!

by Uncle Eddie 985 August 19, 2025

Knows his way around a mud pie

A term used to describe a man who is genuinely "country" and hardworking. It signifies that he isn't afraid to get his hands dirty, is capable of handling manual labor, and has the grit required for rural life.

"Don't worry about the truck breaking down out here; Jackson's with us, and he knows his way around a mud pie. He'll have us moving in ten minutes."

by Sarcophagus December 25, 2025

Mud Pie

A fake word made up to convince Sam Lawler and to prove how gullible he is.

Those mud pies need to leave the house right now.

by Elemxnt April 5, 2025

Montana mud pie

Where you eat your partner ass when he or she has the runs

Yesterday do I was liking my partner ass when she blasted a Montana mud pie on my face

by Meat D1c8 April 8, 2025