Your mums mucky minge
by Gay vape lord February 19, 2019
Mucki is the whitest person in the world. Mucki is the vanilla ice cream flavor in girls' names. Mucki is so white, she gets a sunburn standing in front of the TV. In fact, she is so white she refuses to go shopping on Black Friday. Mucki is so white she thought only white people live in the White House. She could even go to her wedding naked. Mucki is so white she makes Michael Jackson look black.
"Mucki"
by Fuzzi_98 May 17, 2022
1. A butt hole with a poor level of hygeine. Often due to a lack of routine maintenance, such as wiping after dropping a dukey.
2. Also refers to a chinese restaurant that may have a shocking food hygeine rating and reputation for snatching local pets from gardens.
2. Also refers to a chinese restaurant that may have a shocking food hygeine rating and reputation for snatching local pets from gardens.
1. For the love of god! Will you get back in that toilet and wipe your mucky star. I can smell your festering corn hole from here!
2. Shit I go in holiday in two weeks and could do with losing a couple of stone. I recommend eating at the mucky star. Last time I frequented that dump I was shitting through the eye of a needle for weeks. Weight just dropped off. Have you seen fido today?
2. Shit I go in holiday in two weeks and could do with losing a couple of stone. I recommend eating at the mucky star. Last time I frequented that dump I was shitting through the eye of a needle for weeks. Weight just dropped off. Have you seen fido today?
by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016
by BigA1990 June 1, 2018
When you poke your girlfriend up the arse and then wipe your fingers on your sunday lunch and cook it in the oven.
by Kipperminted Fry January 6, 2009
When a girl proceeds to lick our a dirty crusty bum ring, whilst having a shit next to their dog who has a life threatening tumor
I performed a mucky spanial yesterdayx
by Mucky spanial January 24, 2023
"Why we're you late for work Gerald?"
"I'm sorry Boss. Lorraine Kelly was on TV when I woke up and I couldn't help myself from slinging a mucky"
"Fair enough Gerald, we've all been there"
"I'm sorry Boss. Lorraine Kelly was on TV when I woke up and I couldn't help myself from slinging a mucky"
"Fair enough Gerald, we've all been there"
by SphincterElCapitain August 1, 2017