The act of putting bread crumbs on your penis, then proceeding to impregnate a woman while she’s on her period.
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After eating mozzarella sticks every day for months, Steve suddenly realized his slowly-developing mozzarella gut was a turn-off to women.
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The act of two uncircumcised men with smegma docking to create a tube of dick cheese
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A tube of dick cheese created by docking
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The act of two uncircumcised men with smegma docking to create a tube of dick cheese
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A tube of dick cheese created by docking
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Sally came over last night when i was eating some Cheetos then i gave her The Mozzarella Stick it's not easy being cheesy.
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