motoreturnus profundus

An inexplicable, curiously concerning behaviour frequently demonstrated by individuals with near-pathologic emotional, physical (and possibly spiritual) attachment to a specific vehicle, often a motorcycle--that, once relinquished either by sale or trade, creates such tremendous internal loss-aversion that any and all measures are taken to restore possession, often at financial detriment.

Ok, that's the FIFTH fuckin' time that he's either traded or sold that damn Harley only to chase down the new owner in remorse. Each time he's lost money, time and self-respect...but it sure is entertaining watching the motoreturnus profundus!

by YAWA May 5, 2017

Fat Man On A Motorbike

A game played on long car journeys. The aim is to spot fat men on motorcycles.

Once you spot one, you shout out 'Fat man on a Motorbike'.

This game can pass time, and winning can be very satisfying.

Joe: 'FAT MAN ON A MOTORBIKE!'

Darren: 'Yass! Let's start a new round.. cannot wait!'

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Kid: 'But I can't be fucked going on a 2 hour car journey to see a wretched old shrivel in a hospital bed!'

Dad: 'Quit whining. Play fat man on a motorbike with Garry or something. And don't talk shit about my maw.

by Har-Har August 17, 2010

motor mouth mildrid

an old hag who rambles about fantasies of knowing mob, celebrities, anyone famous.

Mildrid: I know John Gotti Jr oh hun a plate of spaghetti

Mildrid: I had dinner with George Bush hun and we went to his ranch in texas
Mildrid: I have 10 billion dollars hun i dont need anything

Mike: Goddamn motor mouth mildrid shit the fuck up!
Mildrid: What? ::launches off into another fantasy dweller diatribe::

by MrYellowTeeth47 April 15, 2023

Motorbation

The act of masturbating while in a car.

Motorbation helps Sandy stay awake when she needs to drive along on long trips.

by Kate Charlton September 30, 2008

ninjas on motorcycles

1. A staple image from 80's action flicks, the whole idea of something being cool for coolness sake despite lack of practicality. Given that ninjas are supposed to be stealthy and quiet, it is impractical for them to be riding these noisemakers. Usually, these ninjas also usually carry uzis and has the ability to climb up the side of semi-trucks.

2. Something that is doubly cool. Ninjas are cool. Motorcycles are cool. Ninjas on Motorcycles? Doubly cool.

1. This Michael Bay movie is like watching ninjas on motorcycles!

2. Samuel L. Jackson isn't just cool, he is like ninjas on motorcycles cool!

by d_art February 7, 2007

motorcycle enthusiast

A person who enjoys almost all motorcycles regardless of country of origin, branding, or styling.

A motorcycle enthusiast doesn't care about brand or style as much as a biker who may not want to be seen riding particular brands or styles of motorcycles.

by DDB Entertainment November 2, 2013

Motorbass

French House-music band (Phillipe Zdar and Etienne de Crecy), which released only one album, but THE album. It was the first so-called French Touch album, which gave a great impulse to the elegant housy revival of the best of disco, mixed with hip-hop (no lyrics or so few), with an impressive quality of sound, combined with very fine inspiration. Check it !

"Flying Fingers" was the first's Motorbass title i've heard. It was weird to hear hiphop's scratches on a techno-kind-of-music, the groove was possessing me, so I directly bought the cd. I still cherish it, I can't say so about all the records i've bought in this kind of music.

by Armoire-Henri February 4, 2009