“Me and my girl were supposed to hang, but I saved the headache and went home to ride the motorcycle instead”
by Smiffyboy October 7, 2018
Get the Ride the Motorcyclemug. When a farmer of two nephews has those two nephews get in a motorcycle position while the farmer gets on top and yells yeehaw and rides all the way from the country to downtown Indianapolis.
by CarolGodDamnBaksin April 23, 2020
Get the Indianapolis Motorcyclemug. by El Savaje June 29, 2017
Get the dickhead on a motorcyclemug. A sexual act between a man and a partner (male or female). The first step is for the man to lay down on his back, with his hand tied or cuffed behind him. His partner then squats down on his dick, similar to how you sit on a motorcycle. The partner then pinches and twists the man's nipples making him squirm in pain. The goal is for the partner to stay on as long as possible while the man tries to shake them off.
Guy #1: Dude what happened to Chris?
Guy#2: I heard his girl gave him a Russian motorcycle last week, he hasn't been the same since.
Guy#2: I heard his girl gave him a Russian motorcycle last week, he hasn't been the same since.
by Mrdrproffesser October 8, 2017
Get the Russian Motorcyclemug. Motorcycle-Vagina (see also, #MotorcycleVagina and HB695) was birthed by North Carolina republican senator Thom Tillis when he sneakily inserted a section on anti-abortion laws into a new motorcycle safety bill (Sharia Law). Apparently the safest way to ride a motorcycle is while not having an abortion. Tillis is a gentleman and a worldly scholar.
Hey did you hear republican Thom Tillis won the election for NC Senate?
Oh, you mean that crazy Motorcycle Vagina guy?
Oh, you mean that crazy Motorcycle Vagina guy?
by jiggleswank November 5, 2014
Get the Motorcycle Vaginamug. by Glistening anus October 14, 2022
Get the motorcycle slimemug. by IsaacWhysic May 19, 2023
Get the space motorcyclemug.